MSE Parents Club Part 11

Glamazon

Thanks for the idea Tia - he just had a bit of chicken, sweet potato mash and brocolli followed by banana & cookie crumble!

I'll try the roasted peppers and see how he goes

He's being a right moaner again today!

Glamazon

sorry for quick post earlier

I just gave him plain chicken so he might respond better to a decent bit of flavour.

Maz - they all sleep differently. I was lucky that J used to sleep through at night and during the day but then I went through 8 weeks of hourly wake ups through the night AND little sleep during the day!

Today he's only had about an hour so has been thrown in his cot (not literally ) to get some more!

ETA - Jam, C looks sooooooooooooooooo cute!

tiamai_d

Imagine you are bursting for a pee, you didn't get to the loo because your 7 months old screamy girl wanted her milk like, yesterday. So you feed her then run up to the loo, run in and your jeans are about down before the door is even closed. Then look at the loo and note the full roll of toilet paper lying around the loo. Then slowly pull up your jeans as you close your eyes because you just know there is going to be another loo roll in the toilet *sigh* and a poo ofcourse. So you get a black bag and slowly, calmly inform the almost-5year old that he doesn't need a full toilet roll to wipe him bum, and that he should have called mummy to help when the water started to over flow from the toilet, wile you are doing this stub your toe (you still need a pee so you say a silent prayer to the Goddess of what your pelvic floor is like after 3 babies(pretty good actually)) and hop about while weeping. Put your hand down the loo with a rubber glove and obviously the water flows into the rubber glove as you fish out sodden loo roll, poo and god knows what else.

Finally you can use the loo and just as you are about to use it, your 8 year old runs in with his trousers undone, and parks his butt for an epic 10min poopathon (all the while telling you about some xbox or wii game).

So go get the 7 month old into a sleepsuit to keep your mind off your bladder (and stub your toe again for good measure), you hear the sound of the toilet flushing and by the time you sit down, that pee is better than all the drugs or alcohol or chocolate you wish you could scoff.

BeenieCat

What's this all about http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330413836123&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT

Looks too small to be used as a ball pool or play pen, has anyone here seen one before??

edit- lmao Tia :rotfl:

tiamai_d

And then when you think it's safe cos they are all in bed (boys watching, well tv cos the almost 5 year old washed the DVD player) and the almost 5 year old has a nappy on again, it's not. Because the almost 5 year old does a poo in the nappy then goes into the bathroom and begins smearing it all over the toilet, bath and himself!

I really feel like giving him to someone I don't like right now. *deep calming breath - I love my child*

I love my child. I love my child. I love my child. I feel like throttling him, but I won't because I love him.... *shakes*

*joins Elle in the corner, rocking*

Becles

James asked for pizza for tea so we bought some this morning. One was a hot one with jalapeno chilli's on. Josh took a slice, then picked the chilli off saying it was too hot and put it on the side of his plate. Charlotte said "I'll have that", picked it up and ate it without flinching :rotfl:

He's in the huff now because everyone is singing "are you softer than a two year old" to the tune of the theme tune on "are you smarter than a ten year old" :rotfl:

jillie1974

can i tell you how well Kian is doing at sitting up??

well he can sit for a good 20 mins now without falling over and loves to play with his toys while sat there
have a fab photo we took on St Patricks Day which i'll post when we are back home

cazscoob

oh no tia sounds like you have had a night of it!and it sounds like something i could have written lol!
well the birthday party went well, am very tired as i had to nip to asda for a buget £40 shop! i even managed a deep fat fryer so we have all enjoyed curry sauce and chips lol!
Erin has come out in spots on her stomach so i think it may turn into chicken pox, would like them to get it now eap as Abi starts school in the summer!

becles poor DS isnt it funny how little ones dont react to hot things lol!

csh_2

Jillie- Kieren sits up too, for ages playing with his toys. Can roll f-to-b and b-to-f cos I've seen him do it! He just doesn't, weirdo!

Hes also started putting up his arms to be lifted which is the cutest thing ever, awwww!

Am I imagining that when he is teething his hair grows really fast?????
He got up this morning and I swear its twice as thick as it was yesterday!

Glamazon

tia - pee in the bath