Mystery shopping thread xiii ** please don't mention client names on here **

misssarahleigh

Been running round at work and just read the last hour. Thanks, now sat at my desk looking like a lunatic laughing :beer:

P.s

Did they give you their full attention, if not did they apologise if they were distracted?

Scotties_Mum

blindman wrote: »

Please detail the EXACT timings for kids to bed.

Please provide kids description (Gender, height, features)

[In joke: Not a perv :eek:]

:rotfl:

'At 7:30 PM, Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010, I kissed the oldest two children goodnight, and then went into bed to read Ruby, (name learned at birth), a quick story. I said to Ruby, in an animated tone, "Once upon a time, there was a ............ ZZzzzzzzz"

At 12:30 AM, Thursday, March 4th, 2010, I awoke with a book on my head.

jc2703

Far too much frivolity in here this morning! *cracks whip*

blindman

Scotties_Mum wrote: »

:rotfl:

Ruby, (name learned at birth),

Hope she wasn't wearing a name badge when delivered :eek:

mharzuk

Scotties_Mum wrote: »

:rotfl:

'At 7:30 PM, Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010, I kissed the oldest two children goodnight, and then went into bed to read Ruby, (name learned at birth), a quick story. I said to Ruby, in an animated tone, "Once upon a time, there was a ............ ZZzzzzzzz"

At 12:30 AM, Thursday, March 4th, 2010, I awoke with a book on my head.

Sorry but you have failed to mention what was left and right please re-do this evening at 7.30pm

nearlyheadlessian

mharzuk wrote: »

Sorry but you have failed to mention what was left and right please re-do this evening at 7.30pm

I'm not sure we can accept any less than an original birth certificate scanned and uploaded, photographs, and the child in question returned by RM special delivery to the agency within 48 hours.

casperlarue

Who says us Mystery Shoppers are obsessed!.....*looks around* ..... not me!

I can't be the only one.....I find it hard to go shopping normally without going into MS mode these days....check location...left and right...how many assistants...name badges... Nooo!! just normal shopping today lol!

Rosy_Violet

casperlarue wrote: »

Who says us Mystery Shoppers are obsessed!.....*looks around* ..... not me!

I can't be the only one.....I find it hard to go shopping normally without going into MS mode these days....check location...left and right...how many assistants...name badges... Nooo!! just normal shopping today lol!

But don't you wish somedays you were writing a report on the slovenly, rude can't be arsed assistants?
I was in a well known shoe shop yesterday that supposedly prides itself on it's service. 4 members of staff having a good old gossip very loudly about their company and totally ignoring their customers. When i did get served she couldn't be bothered to check the stockroom. She had lovely gob action on the chewing gum too!

I composed such an objective (maybe a lot subjective) report in my mind that I was tempted to send it to the company free of charge! I won't however as I do like to be paid x

borders

Just on to have a rant at RE. Got a bookies job. Printed off the briefing. Says I have to make a bet on a match kicking off within 24 hours. Was going to do it today but no match to bet on, so changed it to tomorrow, when I'm busy with other jobs. Re-arranged a couple of things. Just had a quick look at the briefing again, online this time. The notes have changed to say 48 hours!!!!!

So now trying to re-organise again. Rant over. For now.

casperlarue

I know, I tend to worry a bit when I have to write a less-than-glowing report on a member of staff. I had a pizza delivery job the other night and both the phone call and the delivery were really poor, OH said 'well if you were getting minimum wage to deliver pizza would you bother making an effort every time?' He did have a point though.