Please advise - it's all gone SO wrong

lisawaters

Rainbow_Liberty wrote: »

I know I've only recently joined the thread, but already Im hooked and don't know how I'm going to cope without you all whilst you are working on Mike's house. You can't even let us mere mortals know what's going on on site incase Mike reads the thread. Can't he be banned from the thread as well as his house so that we can all be kept up to date. lol

Pretty pretty pretty please Mike

Sorry I'm in everyone's way. Nothing to stop you all PMing each other...

lisawaters

auntiesue wrote: »

Yippee!!! I finally caught up! This has got to be my all time favourite thread, had to read all the way through. You people on here are really great. It restores your faith in human kind, which for me was wrecked totally after my cowboy builder, the ex neighbour who conned me, the ex friend who stole from me and the ex partner who walked all over me! It's OK cuz I have made arrangements to have the M U G tattoo on my forehead removed by laser!!:)

Wishing you all well for the re-fit, hope all goes well. Will keep checking to see when the show will be aired.

All the best to you Mike, I hope the saga ends well with you being able to get your money back from that tish head of a bodger. (oh, I can see if I can order you a pack of Tena, but being in different counties I'm not sure how this would work. Failing that I could check the stock cupboard at work for some conveens?!):rotfl:

Will use this forum to post a thread soon to see if I can get some advice re a CCJ awarded to me but no payment received yet.


Well done and keep up the good work.

Sue x

Thank you Auntiesue for your absorbing offer and kind comments.

x

lisawaters

Poosmate wrote: »

Thanks for that Mike, I'll try to remember it.

Where Satan is concerned PMH = Past Mechanics Help. he's definitely heading for the scrapyard in the [STRIKE]sky[/STRIKE] underworld.

Anyway, it seems that 8 pints of water in the rad and about 1 pint of new oil has done the trick. Thermometer remained at normal driving in to work today and I have to admit I was a little late this morning so I had to do speed limit + 10% + 3 in places. The irony of it was that I was made late because I'd forgotten to get my tax so had to order it online this morning and print out the receipt just in case I get stopped.

Hopefully Satan will stay ok till towards the end of this month so I will at least get the benefit of one month's tax!

Anyway, back to page 160whatever I got up to.

Be back soon!

Poo

P.S. I noticed the odd spelling error but c'mon, check out the time I posted!

Crack an egg into the radiator so it poaches and blocks up the leak. Smells a bit friendly but can last years.

x

lisawaters

Sarsie wrote: »

Okies thanks Hon, corrected the round-robin to show that.

What round-robin?

Sarsie

lisawaters wrote: »

What round-robin?

It's not a hard concept Mike. Round and Robin. Look I googled it for you...



We know how youmiss Neville.

We thought you might like to call him Breville. Coz you know how they always seem like a good idea till they're full of crumbs too.

Shhh not a word to Christine, we were all sworn to secrecy.

Sarsie

KillerWatt wrote: »

I tried hell and they wouldn't let me in.

You need to knock three times and when the massive bloke answers just remember he's only got door-duty coz he's low ranking and keep cool. Then ya say Mack sent for you. Job's a good'un...

Step over the totally stoned on the floor carefully, it's a b*gger when they roll over to puke just as you're walking over them and you fall over- not an experience you'd want twice!

The bar is always always near the door.

I am well aquainted... I've seen films :cool:

lisawaters

Sarsie wrote: »

It's not a hard concept Mike. Round and Robin. Look I googled it for you...



We know how youmiss Neville.

We thought you might like to call him Breville. Coz you know how they always seem like a good idea till they're full of crumbs too.

Shhh not a word to Christine, we were all sworn to secrecy.

It's not the robin I think of when I remember Christmasses past, it's the thrush.

lisawaters

Poosmate wrote: »

What do you think he's been washing his clothes in?

I am still smiling at this one. You're funny, Poo!

x

miggy

SouthernBellE* wrote: »

MIGGY WAS HERE!

Sorry about your Mum honey (((((Hugs)))))) to you!

Ooh YES!!!
Any colour you like so long as it's purple!
Alternatively maybe a mouse graffitti in memory of Nev?

Us parents of 19yo must stick together

Off to see mum this weekend - she's off the IV antibiotics so they think she's improved

Happytogetdebtfree

Hi miggy, if she's off iv antibiotics that's always good, onto oral meds ) yipee big hugs love xx