Please advise - it's all gone SO wrong

Surbybird

lisawaters wrote: »

I wouldn't mind getting me gaff done over by that nice Mr Knowles though.

(He looks just like my Auntie Lesley)

Is it really wrong of me to have a bit of a crush on the bald one?

lisawaters

Surbybird wrote: »

Oooh errr! But thank you!

Don't worry, I am authority on women.

(Women don't know it, but the authorities do.)

Surbybird

lisawaters wrote: »

Thought I'd make a start on looking for pictures, and got distracted, and saw this, and thought... this is my life in one image...


(!!!!!! is it anyway?)

It is a 3-toed sloth. Funnily enough it reminds me of my ex-husband.

K

lisawaters

Surbybird wrote: »

Is it really wrong of me to have a bit of a crush on the bald one?

Whoah! some of us are headed that way.

It IS very attractive though, don't you think?

Surbybird

lisawaters wrote: »

That disqualifies me then...

Awww... sorry.

K

Surbybird

lisawaters wrote: »

Whoah! some of us are headed that way.

It IS very attractive though, don't you think?

Surbybird mutters quietly...

I like a baldie. Oh yes, I do. But don't tell anyone...

lisawaters

Surbybird wrote: »

Surbybird mutters quietly...

I like a baldie. Oh yes, I do. But don't tell anyone...

OK. Why are we whispering?

Surbybird

lisawaters wrote: »

OK. Why are we whispering?

Because last time I said something about liking baldies I had some very strange messages in response!

K

SouthernBellE*

Well done on your latest submission Mike... Sarcastic, Amusing, Weird, Rude, Abstract!....is that all taureens or just you?... . Sorry I can't help you!....What else is there?.....Everything in ads or designs should be funny, everyone remembers!!

What you going to do about DIY SOS then?..Just sounds as though they've replied to the wrong story??? Don't let the little one touch the electrics though...he always goes BANG!...Oooh, they do some really good kitchens Mike...with a cooker and everything...roast chicken at yours!!!

Redlady-1...Aww, missed you again! You crack me up!...What's up with lil? was this what your insurance aggro is to do with. You were all chuffed last week about tradesmen...thought you'd found your woody? I think we are all having hassles with homes & the workers that that do more harm than good. What a joke when they all complain about no work!! Well done on your sales though. NO TV!!!..????...forget the DVD you were going to watch & try to get hold of Tom Hanks in the Money Pit. Haven't watched it for years, it was really funny but that was before I knew how real it could be!:rotfl:

Surbybird..Bombay Sapphire with bitter lemon & a slice..EH??? I'm a country bumpkin hun....think Larkins!

Not much country left mind, strawberry fields is now a housing estate...apple orchards are gone..its now flytipper heaven!
6ft wha??

I'm 5ft 6in in my wellies!:rotfl:

Getting nowhere with nothing today!:rotfl: past caring now!:p

lisawaters

Because last time I said something about liking baldies I had some very strange messages in response!

K

Yeah, sorry about them.