UKPS - UK Protection Services - another joke of a PPC?

anewman

2009 permit is out of date, they should have been clamped for illegally displaying an out of date permit! Plus it was not properly displayed which is also illegal.






Please ignore humorous use of the word "illegal" in this post.

UsagiYojimbo

anewman wrote: »

2009 permit is out of date, they should have been clamped for illegally displaying an out of date permit!

I did think that at the time, maybe I should have pointed it out to them and told them they're breaking the law. :rotfl:

philatio

Surely someone from Gala's head office will see this and realise the farce thats going on at their Chorley branch. The manager is obviously gifting these parking 'contracts' to his mates and very probably taking a sly cut of the 'fines' as well.


Looking at the UKPS website they seem a much more professional outfit than PCNUK. In fact.. I wouldn't be surprised if I get 'terminated' on the way to ASDA by one of their world class security operatives. Eeek!

anewman

Someone pointed out on another thread that they've only been around for 7 months yet a testimonial on their site claims to have used them for somewhat longer.

dacouch

There must be a lot of call for world class operatives and close protection from all of the celebrities, diplomats, blue chip CEOs, heads of state and the like in Preston. I assume they contact UKPS for their body guards and security risk management requirements when they are visiting Blackpool

anewman

Nikki Sanderson from Corrie was born in Blackpool. Maybe she employs UKPS when she goes home to visit the folks. I'd have a job protecting her anytime :rotfl:

http://media.photobucket.com/image/coronation%20street%20blackpool/wordsclicks/NikkiSanderson-TriumphLingeriePh-21.jpg

Warning lingerie shot.

dacouch

The website could have been drawn up by Ash, whoever did should have used a spell checker, I won't post the pages with the worst mistakes. I'll leave those for their "Multinational" Customers to find as I'm sure this will help clinch those big deals.

I do like this page though.

http://www.uk-protectionservices.co.uk/the-team.php

I wonder what Fixed Penalties their Fixed Penalty Officers give out, have they suddenly developed special legal powers that allow them to issue fixed penalties?

I also like the security patrol"E"

How come they list their accountants as being in their "Team" but they are not on their flow chart? How come they list two three proper managers as being in their team but they supposedly have at least ten other senior managers according to the flow chart

anewman

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Minimum donation £2 :mad: Going to cost £2 to comment something useful like "UKPS are unlicensed clampers, if you've been clamped take them to court"

philatio

There's been a black van parked across the road all morning and now I can hear helicopters. I think I'm about to be lifted.
Logging off now so I can drop the hard disk in acid.

DEATH TO THE CLAMPERS! See you all in Guantanamo B.. (click)

UsagiYojimbo

I've just noticed UK Protection Services offer "cleaning services".

I wonder if thats Ashford's new job? Failed bouncer, failed clamper so now he's a window cleaner? (licker?)