The giving up/cutting down alcohol thread part VI

Lurkio

Gosh - so much to update....

Jo - get you with your lah-di-dah parking space!!! (well done )

PBT - happy birthday for yesterday :T

Budgie :wave: Hope all is well

HB - POSTURE!!!! Don't sit with your lappy on the sofa. Sit at a proper table on a straight backed chair. Sit up, woman!!!!

Leigh - Fantastically well done this week, chap!! Keep that focus.... :T :T

I didn't watch the debate, I wasn't allowed :rotfl: particularly as Outnumbered was on the other side..... but let me guess. They are all a bunch of crooks who spent the entire time point scoring and slating the other two. Am I close?

I DID complete the challenge, though :T :T

ym - where's my dancing man??!!!!


4 for the challenge and a big 9 (out of 15!!!) for me this month so far. I think I'm liking this 'no target' mullarkey



Happy Friday everyone!!!

yellowmonkey

Lurkio wrote: »

I DID complete the challenge, though :T :T
ym - where's my dancing man??!!!!

There you go. Well done :T

Brought some beers yesterday

yellowmonkey

yellowmonkey wrote: »

Brought some beers yesterday

But they are still in the fridge Thought I would give myself one IYKWIM

So challenge completed Sparkles and 9 for me now please WBF.

If it was not for this thread and challenge I would have succumbed. :T Thanks guys.

shaggydoo

Morning all :hello:

15 for me please WBF




Happy Friday!

Shaggy

shaggydoo

PayBackTime

jo1972

Morning all :wave:

It's an old one, but a funny one...

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe
sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The
mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form,
and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never
let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour. Here are some
actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with
a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance
engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never
had an accident.... Enjoy!



P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.



P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.


P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.


P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.


P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute
descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.


P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.


P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.


P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.


P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.


P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.


P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.


P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.


P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.


P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.


And the best one for last..................


P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget
pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget

jo1972

Oh g'wan then another one.....




I hope this hasn't expanded the page. Thought it was funny!

I'm off to 'old' work now to collect my stuff and clear my desk out

Have a great day :wave:

Lurkio

yellowmonkey wrote: »

But they are still in the fridge Thought I would give myself one IYKWIM

So challenge completed Sparkles and 9 for me now please WBF.

If it was not for this thread and challenge I would have succumbed. :T Thanks guys.

Oh VERY well done!!!!!

jo1972 wrote: »

Oh g'wan then another one.....




I hope this hasn't expanded the page. Thought it was funny!

I'm off to 'old' work now to collect my stuff and clear my desk out

Have a great day :wave:

that's another one from your mail account, innit? :cool: we don't have access to your email :rotfl:


oooh - for those of you who get a Metro - check out the 'views' section, in particular the first one

jo1972

:doh: I forgot Lurky, it is early you know

Is it rectified?

jo1972

Lurkio wrote: »

oooh - for those of you who get a Metro - check out the 'views' section, in particular the first one

Oh that's not fair, I don't get that anymore as I don't do trains and stuff :(:(

YM, very very well done, have no idea how you manged to have alcohol in the house and not drink it *confused*