The New Year Eve chat thread, one night only

LegalBlonde

Wow sake whereabouts are you misskool??

PS LOL at oiks you know you are northern when you have only ever heard Boris say that LOL

lostinrates

PasturesNew wrote: »

I thought only the lower classes would feel the need to refer to bodily functions. You surprise me! Peasant!

Have a nice night at the collllld iiiiccccy coooolllllld bridge ... unable to wee!

Happy New Year!

N'ah, its th lower middles who feel the need to avoid them. ''Toilet'' was a banned word in my house. Posh grandmother wrote a note to one of my schools demanding they stopr teaching it and take down the signs on the door. Saying it got you a spanking, but you culd say almost any other word for the loo....so long as it wasnt a middle class nicity. a spade is a spade for the lower classes, move up (jumping a bit) and a !!!!!! is a !!!!!!. I was amazed the first time I heard people using euphamisms as a command to their dog...we just tell the dogs to go outside and wee.

PasturesNew

fc123 wrote: »

...OH now just popped into kiitchen and asked have we time for a quicky before we go

At least he didn't think it would just be quicker/easier to do it than to ask

Redsky_2

I'm so excited!

lostinrates

misskool wrote: »

Have fun holding it all in :j

Its the only time I wish I were a man....when caught miles from a loo, and near a tree, in abuilt up area. I wee more than anyone I know.:o

misskool

LegalBlonde wrote: »

Wow sake whereabouts are you misskool??

PS LOL at oiks you know you are northern when you have only ever heard Boris say that LOL

south east corner of england commutable to london

LegalBlonde

Now i Know I am old All the music channels sound the same to me....just lots of boom boom boom ding ding ding and ads with martine mccutcheon telling me to eat yoghurt.....like i will take tips from a girl who in one week was pushed down stairs, wore very wide headbands and was knocked over by frank butcher!

misskool

lostinrates wrote: »

Its the only time I wish I were a man....when caught miles from a loo, and near a tree, in abuilt up area. I wee more than anyone I know.:o

thing is, it's proven women can hold it in more than men

when men have to go, they go. women have a bit more dignity (i hope)

LegalBlonde

misskool wrote: »

south east corner of england commutable to london

Oh chuff me I am way oop north will have to stick to the lambrini;)

PasturesNew

lostinrates wrote: »

N'ah, its th lower middles who feel the need to avoid them. ''Toilet'' was a banned word in my house. Posh grandmother wrote a note to one of my schools demanding they stopr teaching it and take down the signs on the door. Saying it got you a spanking, but you culd say almost any other word for the loo....so long as it wasnt a middle class nicity. a spade is a spade for the lower classes, move up (jumping a bit) and a !!!!!! is a !!!!!!. I was amazed the first time I heard people using euphamisms as a command to their dog...we just tell the dogs to go outside and wee.

I learnt that from a book that was published, called something like "Non U", which advised people that it's a lavatory, not a toilet ... and other choice tidbits that would help you blend in if you ever met posh folks

And now, here, I finally have

Fact: (have to keep coming back and editing these in) ... this is the book:
http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1O29-UANDNONU.html