MSE Parents Club Part 9

aless02

SusanC wrote: »

Currently Alice is "dusting" whilst wearing her Snow White dress and singing, "I work work work work work, it's what I love to do."

awwwwwwwwww!

money_maker_3

csh wrote: »

I was like that too but OH just goes 'dinnae be scared to touch his bawbag and that' while demonstrating that a good cleaning about with a wipe wouldn't do any harm. :rotfl: Delightful man

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

hammyhunter

money_maker wrote: »

I freaked out the first time that happened !! I was scared to clean him I'm used to girls !!

I keep apologising to him when I am cleaning his winkie :rotfl:

weezl74

My_Fathers_Daughter wrote: »

Ooops!!!

Maybe he is just practicing it so he gets it right when he says it to you for the first time, like when you say 'I love you' for the first time, and he needed something that was as bright and beautiful as you :A

Good spin MFD Why are you in construction? I think marketing and advertising!

csh wrote: »

Yes, that sounds like clever Fergie lol
Are you due for snow today Weezl or is it passing you by?

It's kind of raining with a few white bits here... You set for inches and inches? x

money_maker wrote: »

See, here I was thinking you are this ultra organised miracle mum, when really you are just like me with added spreadsheets :rotfl:

Had my duck last night and it was lovely, and I bought myself cake and that was lovely too ( Dylan agreed but sssshhhh dont tell anyone )

I am a total unsorted wobbly fluffette with a bolted on veneer of sortedness achieved mostly through spreadsheets

I thought you'd twigged? :kisses3:

Glad d liked cake (fergie does too, and malt loaf and choccie buttons )

Dontknowanymore

Morning ladies and men!
Hope everyone is ok.
I'm good, well ok lol, EX was arrested yesterday but released without charge I knew he wouldn't be charged but it just feels so unfair that he seems to literally get away with everything.
Had a bit of a rubbish day yesterday, the police went and searched his mums house, I didnt aske them too, infact I told police not too.
Anyway, his Mum turned up at my nans having a go for getting them involved, grrr I really wanted to knock her out, I cant beleive she done it.
She said we should have no contact until me and dan sort ourselves out! er excuse me, it's your psycotic son that needs sorting out, not me!
So that got me really down, but I had to come back in the house cos I was getting really angry, and my mum was out there and spoke to her, she said she doesnt want to never see me or the boys again but thinks it's best that for the moment we all just gove each other space, which I agree with, I just think she handled the situation badly.

But anyway, I've moped about long enough, time for me to pick myself up, dust myself off and make my life good for my boys and me!
i just hope I get this place I want and sooon!

searching_me

mm i was the same .. its easier sorting out girls, boys get bits in the way :rotfl: x

BeenieCat

searching_me wrote: »

i'd love for jayden to be moved out of our room (not in a mean way) but i just dont think its fair on zoe incase he wakes when she has school x

Yeah i've wondered about this with my 2 aswell, plus DS is getting older and it's so not cool to share a room with your little sister! I can't believe he's 7 this year, he seems so grown up. Also since i had Amber he seems so much bigger - i carried him to bed the other night and he was huge, he's not my likkle baby anymore

SusanC wrote: »

I grew up on Teeside and I'd never heard of parmos until it was on the local news that the name was under threat because it was too close to parma (as in parma ham).

Southerners can't tell the difference between when I say look and luck. I got quite a complex about my accent when I was a student because lots of people looked down on me as if I was stupid just because I had a northern accent and used northern phrases.

Yeah i say look, book, cook to rhyme with luck. But my friend is from Boro and says it to rhyme with Luke And my mother is orig from Newcastle and says it same as friend. I thought luck was the northern way they must be weird

Mazcabs wrote: »

Where abouts are you Beenie cos OH always has Parmo when we go home to his mums in Saltburn?

I'm in Darlington, we have a brick train doncha know :rotfl:

csh wrote: »

I started a grabbit thread that went out in the email :cool: Was aw chuffed
http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.html?t=2042939&highlight=pj

Can you not cry for housing wifey beenie if thats all it takes to get her to switch sides???
Get C and A to cry too, she'd defo be on your side then! In fact get the dog to limp in and noisey wife is as good as gone

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: LOL!! This really tickled me, it's pure genius :rotfl::rotfl:

money_maker_3

((hugs)) DKAM. Dont know what else to say

BeenieCat

searching_me wrote: »

mm i was the same .. its easier sorting out girls, boys get bits in the way :rotfl: x

Well i had a boy first so was nervous about having a girl in case i didn't clean the poo from her folds properly and cause an infection or something lol. I did my neice's once and hated it cos i was so used to boys

money_maker_3

I say look book and cooke like luke !! I am not weird !!
There is no difference in the pronunciation of flower and flour either, no matter what any of you say