PCN-UK Ltd

trisontana

Another twist. If you now type in the the https://www.pcn-uk.co.uk address it morphs into http://www.uk-protectionservices.co.uk/.

anewman

trisontana wrote: »

Another twist. If you now type in the the www.pcn-uk.co.uk address it morphs into http://www.uk-protectionservices.co.uk/.

It is understood Ash has some kind of relationship with UK Protection Services. Suppose there's any number of reasons he would redirect pcn-uk.co.uk there though.

http://www.uk-protectionservices.co.uk/car-park-management-faq.php

WHAT HAPPENS IF I CUT THE CLAMP OFF?

FIRSTLY UKPS DOES NOT TOLERATE CRIMINAL DAMAGE OR THEFT TO ITS PROPERTY WE ALWAYS PROSECUTE ANY OFFENDERS, YOU WILL GET ARRESTED FOR CRIMINAL DAMAGE SO U WILL THEN GET A CRIMINAL RECORD AND YOU WILL BE TAKEN TO COURT AND SUID FOR DAMAGES.

trisontana

That company looks just as dodgy. Its website talks about "fines" and "fixed parking penalty notice". It was only formed in June of last year:-

UK PROTECTION SERVICES LIMITED
9 VICTORIA ROAD
FULWOOD
PRESTON
LANCASHIRE
PR2 8ND
Company No. 06925429

Status: Active
Date of Incorporation: 05/06/2009

Country of Origin: United Kingdom
Company Type: Private Limited Company
Nature of Business (SIC(03)):
None Supplied
Accounting Reference Date: 30/06
Last Accounts Made Up To: (NO ACCOUNTS FILED)
Next Accounts Due: 05/03/2011
Last Return Made Up To:
Next Return Due: 03/07/2010

trisontana

OUR GOAL AT UKPS IS TO PROVIDE A PROFFESIONAL, DEPENDABLE AND EXPERT SERVICE THAT EXCEEDS BOTH THE EXPECTATIONS OF OUR CLIENTS AND OUR CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATIONS.

Dear, dear!

anewman

The all caps convey a sense of, erm, incompetence

sarahg1969

The only director is Vincent Baron, a postman.

Matthew Baron was a director of a number of security companies, but is no longer a director of any.

Here is the cheeky chappy:

fb1969

DO YOU CLAMP DISABLED DRIVERS?

NO UKPS DOES NOT CLAMP DISABLED DRIVERS.


But what about their cars?*

* disclaimer - Ash, this is a joke so don't go doing it!

trisontana

NO WE NEVER CLAMP ANY EMERGENCY VEHICHLE AS IT IS AGAINST THE LAW AND WE WILL NEVER CLAMP ANY VEHICHLE THAT CARRY THE ROYAL CREST.

"We have used UKPS as our security provider for over a year now and I would like to take this opportunity to place on record my appreciation of the service supplied. We have had nothing but consistency in the security team that they have provided here over the last 12 months. They understand my requirements and expectations and the service has been excellent. We recieve regular contact with the management from UKPS and they are always willing to assist with any problems that arise. I would like to thank UKPS and hope they do very well in the future and I would be more than willing to recommend UKPS to all "

Dean Ventris, General Manager
Elements Nightclub

A bit strange that as the company has only been in operation for six months.

Dave_save

This website is a veritable minefield of grammatical errors and spelling mistakes.

Employees Payment Information

''You will be paid weakly on Friday between the hours of 00:00 to 17:00 please only call the office if you have not been paid after 17:00.''

So.. if you're a clamper, and you've had a hard week of clamping and being abused by upset victims, you go home to the wife on the Friday and tell her, 'Darling, they paid me but it was done in a very feeble way!'

trisontana

Are there any Latin or Italian experts out there? I have been trying to figure out what that motto on the shield means. I have tried a Latin to English but it just comes out as nonsense. If I try Italian to English it comes out as "digits help both shading."