"Sealed Pot Challenge 3"

sparky0107

luckycharlie wrote: »

Hi SPARKY

Bet thats a great picture if only I could open it:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

It did download, don't know what happened to it :mad:, I'll just have to put the words to it on the next post.

sparky0107

In case you can't see the post above!

Excerpts from a dog's diary

8:00am – Dog food! My favourite thing!
9:30am – A car ride! My favourite thing!
9:40am – A walk in the park! My favourite thing!
10:30am – Get stroked and petted! My favourite thing!
12:00pm – Lunch! My favourite thing!
1:00pm – Played in the garden! My favourite thing!
3:00pm – Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!
5:00pm – Milk bones! My favourite thing!
6:00pm – Bath. Ooh bummer!
7:00pm – Got to play ball! My favourite thing!
8:00pm – Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!
11:00pm – Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!

Excerpts from a cat's diary


Day 983 of my captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre dangling objects

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is the dream of my escape. In an attempt to disgust them I once had a vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear in their hearts, since it clearly demonstrated what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about "what a good little hunter I am". B*st*rds

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies" I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in my attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving between his feet as he was walking. I must try this tomorrow --- but at the top of the stairs!

I am convinced the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released – and seems more than willing to return. He is obviously !!!!!!!

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe it communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective company for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now………

Sue-UU

Brilliant sparky!! :T I loved the Centipede one! Failed to see the dog title first time round and thought it was you talking about .....you!! Typical cat though. I was really pleased the day was successful and fine for you all. Well done sparky, DW too.

gettingbetter wrote:

yeah sue my bot is back on naughty seat
reb send over the biscuits

kas

Hiya Kas, good to see you back on the naughty seat and NO! :mad: Reb will NOT be sending in any biscuits, though I may allow her to blow some crumbs your way using a straw.

Just a quick'n tonight folks. £5.47 left over from shopping and in the pot, included is a £1 that was in the machine of the lockers in Morrisons!! :j

Keep warm all!

Sue New friends wishing to join us, please just ask below and I'll be with you ASAP.

gettingbetter

thankyou sue

you have a big heart
kas xx

Greenbynature

Hi all

£5.20 for the tin today. Can't believe how many £2 coins I seem to be getting lately after weeks of none lol

Kadeeae

Have added £11.00 (known) since the last post and a handful of change I didn't count because I didn't want to know

I am not counting everything I put in....want to be surprised at the end. I hope I'm pleasantly surprised!

dippykitty

£6.11 for my pot today. Still a million miles off target though!

sparky0107

Just counted my road change - £46.26, that means an MoT for the scooter £27.00, road tax £15 and leaves £4.26 for a tank of petrol, so thanks to all the people who chuck their change away

Lost2

found 10 pence

Kerry_Woman

£9.40p in the pot today. Change for the last few days.