"Sealed Pot Challenge 3"

Gopppers

Yay i got a new sig!

sparky0107

So pleased to hear you're both so much better now sparky. Peter Parker you said? In your case now - it's Peter Porker!!!

Oink Oink! Nice one Sue I likes it I tells ya

dottydora

Children still off school due to weather so I dontated £5 dinner money to the pot. Also I found 20p on the side in the bedroom so that has gone in the pot too. Thats £5.20 today making total £10.05 in two days! I don't expect it to continue at that rate regularly but I'll do my best. :j

Puzzledbubbles

got some lovely bits of change from my essentails (bread, milk and cereal) and got a shiney £2 coin to go into savings with BF. the other bits of change all happily went into my pot and today i am going to have a no spend day, i am, i am, i am lol

sparky0107

1.At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down..
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that..
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,

Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write ' For Marijuana.
6.Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7 Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10.Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14.PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

Hales

Sparky, thats really made me chuckle!!!!! How was your first shift back at work?

sparky0107

Hales wrote: »

Sparky, thats really made me chuckle!!!!! How was your first shift back at work?

Morning Hales,
Work was OK thanks, a bit cold, because the building we're in is a metal clad garage type thing, so it attracts the cold, so we had to have plenty of coffee and oxo drinks to keep us warm

Hales

Thats ok then but you need to wrap up warm too otherwise u'll be poorly again!!

sparky0107

Hales wrote: »

Thats ok then but you need to wrap up warm too otherwise u'll be poorly again!!

Thanks Hales,
I do like being mothered :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:, don't worry I'll put a vest on today , and look a bit like Bruce Willis in "Die Hard", well the bald head anyway :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Hales

Hopefully you wont be covered in blood and fire soot etc like he is either!!! lol!!