Trying For a Baby part 4

twinklie

Ha ha ha. I really do love my job when it comes to stuff like that. I love the questions they ask me in confidence as well after class. It's just funny. I'm terrible for lying though. If I know the parents are ok and would be ok with it I'll have em on. They really do believe anything I say. It's so cruel of me. I do set them straight though. And I'd never do it to a child I wasn't 100% sure could take it. It's mainly the older ones i have on.

I told them a Caesarian involves pulling back the skin around the stomach and pinning it behind the mums head so it doesn't fold back in the way. The boys went white and all the girls were giggling (we had a pregnant girl in the class so I made sure she knew before I did it....didn't want her freaking out)! I told them the truth before the end of the lesson though!!! Yr 11 boys were vowing to never have sex. Was funny.

I gave my yr 7's a homework the other week....to do a snow dance so school would close. I told them I'd know who did it because I knew EVERYTHING! It didn't snow...so I said I knew exactly who hadn't done there homework then said a couple of names (I knew they wouldn't do it)....to name but a few. They went white!!! Everyone did the next homework. I also told them I knew what they'd had for tea (I'd over heard them in the corridor) and said a couple of examples.

They are so scared of me!! Ha ha.

notttmyusualname

Lol the year7s in the school im at now think im amazing because i know names :O (shock horror the fact I get a class list with their little beaming faces on helps somewhat) but it amuses me no end
Year 8s also believe that i know EVERYTHING coz Im covering across the curriculum (sometimes i have to do a quick google)

I love year7s though they do make me laugh - admittedly not with them most of the time but its a good job i enjoy it

twinklie

Yeah I love that as well. The name thing really does mess with their mind!!!

stef240377

Twinklie i just read your post out to my kids and they are in hysterics.

notttmyusualname

I love it *insert evil laugh here* although theres a few names on my never to call future children list after teaching some horrors with the same name

I feel like doing something but im not sure what and im not venturing back near the wardrobes of doom hmmm

twinklie

stef240377 wrote: »

Twinklie i just read your post out to my kids and they are in hysterics.

Glad to be of help!!! But I'm sure their teachers are much more professional....ahem....NOT!

stef240377

My kids dont seem to have many teachers they get on with. I know at the one high school 2 of em attend the majority of teachers there now are on temporary posts and are Polish or other EU denominations.

Which makes it exceptional hard for them to learn as they dont understand them due to the language barrier. I had to complain about the one teacher as he gave the whole class a detention for not completing homework and the div had not given any. Its that mymaths one which has to be done and submitted via the pc.

OOH and check me out just worked out how to put avatar on and now have me family portrait on woohoo. lol.

twinklie

Awwww....so nice. You look like a lovely family.

Yeah we have a polish teacher at our school and I've heard nothing but complaints from the kids about it. Only a couple of parents have complained though. I think I get on ok with most of my kids at school.

I like it when they are in a group and there is only one looking. I'll do a crazy dance and then keep walking. You can here them going ....."omg! Did you see that?" The others totally think they are making it up! It's well funny.

I guess I'm quite young and fun compared to some other teachers.

stef240377

Thanks for that, im suprised how well the pic turned out as i had some done at a studio under the Venture group the week before and they attempted to rip us off so i went in with a really negative attitude.

My daughter mentions a teacher that sounds as bonkers as you, i just asked her what the teachers name was - Miss Perry, she wears her hair in pig tails, odd socks and god knows what else to play the kids up.

twinklie

I have thigh high stripy socks. The kids don't know they are thigh high obviously but they know I wear REALLY loud stripy socks! And that I'll sing if they don't behave....I've got a microphone and everything! Yr 11 really don't find it funny! :rotfl: