A Payment A Day Part 5

Greenbynature

Evening all

Congratulations to Lilythepink :T :T and big well done to catchooky on getting on your course :T

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped

him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly
hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large
plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still

shaking driver said, 'I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.'

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize

a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my

first day driving a cab...................

I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.' :rotfl::rotfl:

Pad today is £10 to cap1 cc, £10.60 to sealed tin (milkman gave me £2 coins change out of a £20 :mad:) and 13p to copper jar

£20.73

Flower08

Greenbynature wrote: »

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped

him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly

hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large
plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still

shaking driver said, 'I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.'

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize

a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my

first day driving a cab...................

I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.' :rotfl::rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:I've heard this joke before, but it still makes me laugh.

dankosheemo

bigbeff wrote: »

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I don't really know.... I think the tax office just hadn't sent corect details, I don't know. Been in the same job for 3 years so its not that...they only caught up with me a couple of years ago and this is the first statement since then. I have sent copies of my P60's with proof of payment, so we shall see what they come back with. Lady on phone seemed to think it would be fine- apparently might take up to 3 months to send corrected statement though!

3 months? Gosh, that seems like such a long time! Hope you get everything sorted OKio beth I'm sure a lottery win tonight would sort it all out for you :beer:
xx

Greenbynature

Right confession time

This is the new addition to the Green household!!



We got her last night and her name is Millie!! Not very mse at all but I don't care!!!

boysma

Greenbynature wrote: »

Right confession time

This is the new addition to the Green household!!



We got her last night and her name is Millie!! Not very mse at all but I don't care!!!

Aww she is so cute:A And i wouldnt care either

SarahNeedle1872

Greenbynature wrote: »

Evening all

Congratulations to Lilythepink :T :T and big well done to catchooky on getting on your course :T

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped

him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly

hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large
plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still

shaking driver said, 'I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.'

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize

a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my

first day driving a cab...................

I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.' :rotfl::rotfl:

Pad today is £10 to cap1 cc, £10.60 to sealed tin (milkman gave me £2 coins change out of a £20 :mad:) and 13p to copper jar

£20.73

Lol! Brilliant Green! Thanks for your daily jokes, they really make me smile

Nice little PAD for me today of £179.16, that was the refund from the car tax when we got rid of the old car.... an expensive way to get a car tax refund!

Sx

SarahNeedle1872

Greenbynature wrote: »

Right confession time

This is the new addition to the Green household!!



We got her last night and her name is Millie!! Not very mse at all but I don't care!!!

Awww she's gorgeous! How old is she?

Flower08

Greenbynature wrote: »

Right confession time

This is the new addition to the Green household!!



We got her last night and her name is Millie!! Not very mse at all but I don't care!!!

Oh shes gorgeous!! I want one, although not sure our cat would agree :rotfl::rotfl:

Greenbynature

SarahNeedle1872 wrote: »

Awww she's gorgeous! How old is she?

She's 9 weeks today lol

Nicki_Kernow

Hi everyone

Id love to join in this challenge if I may :j

PAD for today £95.65

Im off to a great start