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Wol's Riverbank tales: Part 3 Restoration
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Thanks for the info on the rewire Z - sounds right up my street
You'll be having two then?And let me just assure you that re preferences; I'm on team 'Strictly Pole Dancing'
Isn't that discriminating against other East Europeans?"Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
"We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
"Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky." OMD 'Julia's Song'0 -
:o:o:o...Seems it all hit home last night -
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I had a real wailing session in the garden as the chickens came home to roost - Numpty said that "apparently passers by were stopping to check I was OK" and he was worried he might be arrested :eek::eek::eek:
:grouphug:We have located the owner of the black trousers and top that were discarded in the lounge:eek:......
Miss Behaving?and the depositer of the blue rubber in Piggie Palace...to be continued..(Cue Z :cool:).........
What? It wasn't me... And it's good your piggies are being responsible. (for once)......( and there was I thinking some kind of raunchy behaviour had been going on in secret with top totty :rotfl::rotfl:)
Today we have cleaned the BBQ's and done more batch cooking - we have also done some gardening ..and decluttered the loft into the skip.......and the skip is now ponging to high heaven _pale__pale__pale__pale_ ....and all the neighbours are complaining:o:o:o Even the EDF man walking past thought he had a doggie turd on his shoe :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:...as he couldn;t work out where the smell was coming from :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
If you have lime, scatter some on the foodstuffs. If not, lime is cheap - get some.Ooops - 30 mins later.......
.....And I have (yet again) trashed cooking the frozen pizza cos I am not good (or even adequate) with frozen pizzas.....sorry Numpty Hun
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That's a shame. It means he'll have to eat food.Still at least the chunky chips were OK
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There's always the turkey twizzlers..."Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
"We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
"Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky." OMD 'Julia's Song'0 -
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Miss Behaving?
What? It wasn't me... And it's good your piggies are being responsible. (for once)
If you have lime, scatter some on the foodstuffs. If not, lime is cheap - get some.
That's a shame. It means he'll have to eat food.
There's always the turkey twizzlers...
PMSL....:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: in fact LTPCO......:eek:.......wonderful..:T:T:T
Wol scurries off in search of the green lemony type things still in her fridge ???:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: (thinking "can't see theyre'll be any effing good against the skip aromas arising :eek:....but Z knows best)
xxxFlooded 20/07/07.
Normal service FINALLY RESUMED 31/07/10 :j:j" It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." Douglas Adams...."or the FOS" Wol2
Numptie groupie #2 :cool:
Mortgage offset drawdown [STRIKE]£60861[/STRIKE].... [STRIKE]£60074[/STRIKE] [STRIKE]£59967[/STRIKE] £65k 'ish 1/6/14
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P.S. 60 mins later and Numpty [STRIKE]has survived [/STRIKE] is still surviving his carbonised pizza
...must be the copious quantities of lager he is imbibing...and of course he is tooo polite to say anything
xxxFlooded 20/07/07.
Normal service FINALLY RESUMED 31/07/10 :j:j" It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." Douglas Adams...."or the FOS" Wol2
Numptie groupie #2 :cool:
Mortgage offset drawdown [STRIKE]£60861[/STRIKE].... [STRIKE]£60074[/STRIKE] [STRIKE]£59967[/STRIKE] £65k 'ish 1/6/14
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:grouphug:
That's a shame. It means he'll have to eat food.
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Leaves more room for more lager:p:beer::rotfl:PROUD TO BE DEALING WITH MY DEBT NERD #869Numpty,Not sure why but I'm crying. Of all the peeps on this board you're the kindest & most supportive of all & I'm :mad: &
for you all at the same time . Wish I was there to give you a big :grouphug: & emergency hobnobs
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Lime! Blimey, Wol, watch your eyes with that ... or is it only when it burns that its dangerous? Wol, sweetie, I'm so sorry your comedown was so huge - poor old Numpty being worried about the police! I imagine thats going to be quite funny looking back
Erm.... Wol? You mentioning clothes reminded me - did you find a white skirt on a skirt hanger in the study? I was supposed to wear it on Sunday, but ended up leaving it at yoursluckily my sister has loads of nice clothes.... but if you do find it, I'd like to lay claim to it please
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Aw, Wol. I'm glad you're having a bit of a rest, sweetie, and Numpty too. Every good thing to you.....
So glad youhad a good time KC - and thank you so much for being here....:grouphug::grouphug:......don;t forget the KC Nursery will be here for when you move into the area:D
xxxFlooded 20/07/07.
Normal service FINALLY RESUMED 31/07/10 :j:j" It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." Douglas Adams...."or the FOS" Wol2
Numptie groupie #2 :cool:
Mortgage offset drawdown [STRIKE]£60861[/STRIKE].... [STRIKE]£60074[/STRIKE] [STRIKE]£59967[/STRIKE] £65k 'ish 1/6/14
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Lime! Blimey, Wol, watch your eyes with that ... or is it only when it burns that its dangerous? Wol, sweetie, I'm so sorry your comedown was so huge - poor old Numpty being worried about the police! I imagine thats going to be quite funny looking back
Erm.... Wol? You mentioning clothes reminded me - did you find a white skirt on a skirt hanger in the study? I was supposed to wear it on Sunday, but ended up leaving it at yoursluckily my sister has loads of nice clothes.... but if you do find it, I'd like to lay claim to it please
Errrmmmm - yes.......it went 'oop north with Z yesterday to meet Auntie smashed today:o
sorry hun - will recover to you ASAP:o:o
xxxx:rotfl:Flooded 20/07/07.
Normal service FINALLY RESUMED 31/07/10 :j:j" It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." Douglas Adams...."or the FOS" Wol2
Numptie groupie #2 :cool:
Mortgage offset drawdown [STRIKE]£60861[/STRIKE].... [STRIKE]£60074[/STRIKE] [STRIKE]£59967[/STRIKE] £65k 'ish 1/6/14
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I hope so too after not finding everyone in Edinburgh! :eek:
Wish I was there too... My hand mini-op got cancelled yesterday so I would have been ok to travel down after all if I'd had more than a days notice it was cancelled!Oh well.. ... It just gives me more time to loose weight before meeting (or meeting for the 2nd time) everyone next year!
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Enjoy! :dance:
Taka Hun - I am fuming on your behalf.....keep the 23rd July next year free - and come down here anyway before taht for a chill out in the mean time
xxxFlooded 20/07/07.
Normal service FINALLY RESUMED 31/07/10 :j:j" It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." Douglas Adams...."or the FOS" Wol2
Numptie groupie #2 :cool:
Mortgage offset drawdown [STRIKE]£60861[/STRIKE].... [STRIKE]£60074[/STRIKE] [STRIKE]£59967[/STRIKE] £65k 'ish 1/6/14
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Flooded 20/07/07
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Normal service FINALLY RESUMED 31/07/10 :j:j" It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." Douglas Adams...."or the FOS" Wol2
Numptie groupie #2 :cool:
Mortgage offset drawdown [STRIKE]£60861[/STRIKE].... [STRIKE]£60074[/STRIKE] [STRIKE]£59967[/STRIKE] £65k 'ish 1/6/14
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