Wol's Riverbank tales: Part 3 Restoration

Numpty_Monkey

The ones in the downstairs bog are ok (ish)
at least I was in the right place to !!!!!! myself:eek::eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

ZTD

Spiders are our friends...

Nargleblast

Poor old Wol, you certainly are in the wars at present, aren't you? Maybe your mum deep inside resents the fact that you not only have not provided her with grandchildren to boast about, but you can't even have the right kind of tumour to be worth discussing with her cronies? Oops, naughty, !!!!!y Nargle, I should not be so judgemental about someone I have not met, who clearly is a flawed human being in the way that we all are somehow. It still sounds like she has all the sensitivity of a housebrick, though.

Nargleblast

The exclamation marks were because of a word that means a female dog.

ZTD

Nargleblast wrote: »

The exclamation marks were because of a word that means a female dog.

You can't be using words like that!

Hells bells! You can't even roll your eyes...

Wol2

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

The ones in the downstairs bog are ok (ish)
at least I was in the right place to !!!!!! myself:eek::eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Ahem I believe the ones in the downstairs bog did not survive your last visit did they? :whistle::whistle: (doncha just love those double entendres )

Is that why you now say they are OK (ish) ...because they are now ex-spiders and have ceased to exist :rotfl::rotfl:

Although at least you didn;t splatter them (the spiders that is) all over the paintwork :rotfl::rotfl:

Your preferences duly noted - I will attend to the smallest room [STRIKE]next [/STRIKE] last :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

xxxx

Wol2

Nargleblast wrote: »

Poor old Wol, you certainly are in the wars at present, aren't you? Maybe your mum deep inside resents the fact that you not only have not provided her with grandchildren to boast about, but you can't even have the right kind of tumour to be worth discussing with her cronies? Oops, naughty, !!!!!y Nargle, I should not be so judgemental about someone I have not met, who clearly is a flawed human being in the way that we all are somehow. It still sounds like she has all the sensitivity of a housebrick, though.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I think you're rather perceptive about the insufficient bragging material Nargle :beer:......not sure she resents so much as "sidelines"

Hope you;ve managed to restore your internet settings - but I guess you must have as I have felt much more "solid" recently :rotfl::rotfl:

xxxx

Numpty_Monkey

I did not splatter anything on the paint work:eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Wol2

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

I did not splatter anything on the paint work:eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Tea.........PC........:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:


Sorry Numpty :kisses3:, I is such a naughty wicked Wol :whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle:

xxxxx

Edit: Wow that was quick Numpty 14 minutes .....(I meant for your response to my post :whistle: ) -I promise no more toilet innunedo....PMSL - ooops there I go again.........and where's Z - (insert confused smiley) he's normally on top of a double entendre opportunity in seconds. Sorry but I can;t stop giggling :rotfl:

Horace

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

I did not splatter anything on the paint work:eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Numpty: Does that mean you've been taught to pee properly..into the bowl and not on the wall, the floor, the ceiling:rotfl::rotfl::eek: (sorry I couldn't resist:rotfl:).

Wol - stop feeling guilty - its not your fault, none of it is your fault..things happen and if you put your foot in it then that's not a problem either..concentrate on you and your piggies and basically f*ck everyone else (not in the literal sense but you know what I mean). You will be wearing a hair shirt soon as penance for your perceived guilt (where are the roll eyes when you need them?)..mind if any one needs a hair shirt its your flippin' mother:mad: That woman has the subtlety of a lead balloon.

Do you have rugs in your house? If so sling them over the washing line and beat the carp out of them..its wonderfully therapeutic as you can imagine the person's face on them - if they have caused you grief and angst. This is a win win situation - you let your frustrations out and the rugs get cleaned.

Any kind of tumour in your bonce isnt good - so keep taking your meds as you need it to be smaller than a puy lentil. Keep your chin up and don't let them drag you down.