"Tesco's new condoms" blog discussion

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Former_MSE_Lawrence
Former_MSE_Lawrence Posts: 975 Forumite
This is the discussion to link on the back of Martin's blog. Please read the blog first, as this discussion follows it.
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  • Comyface
    Comyface Posts: 669 Forumite
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    The whole blog just for one pun?

    Love that!:rotfl:
    Are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation? :cool:
  • ThinkingOfLinking
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    Loving the pun, Martin. Which reminded me of an email I once received, so I've copied and pasted from it:

    >If Only ..
    >>Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tagline............
    >>
    >>Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better Tesco Condoms - every little helps Nike Condoms - Just do it. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good. Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Safeway condoms - Lightening the load. Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough. Coca Cola condoms - The real thing. Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going. Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide" FCUK condoms - no comment required. Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain. Halford condoms - we go the extra mile. Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you. Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long Renault condoms - size really does matter! Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim! Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach Carlsburg condoms - probably the best condom in the world Mars condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!
  • Ivrytwr3
    Ivrytwr3 Posts: 6,282 Forumite
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    Lady "Excuse me. Do you sell extra large condoms?"

    Tesco staff "Yes. How many would you like?"

    Lady "None. But would you mind if i waited around for a man that does?"
  • MSE_Martin
    MSE_Martin Posts: 8,272 Money Saving Expert
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    Loved your post so much FE I put it in m'blog :)
    Martin Lewis, Money Saving Expert.
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  • Bargain_Rzl
    Bargain_Rzl Posts: 6,254 Forumite
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    Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough
    This one's my favourite :D
    :)Operation Get in Shape :)
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  • JimmyTheWig
    JimmyTheWig Posts: 12,199 Forumite
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    edited 11 August 2009 at 3:25PM
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    Comyface wrote: »
    The whole blog just for one pun?
    Could be worse. Asimov once wrote a whole short story for the sake of one pun: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shah_Guido_G.#x.
  • delain
    delain Posts: 7,700 Forumite
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    :rotfl:Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!:rotfl:
    Mum of several with a twisted sense of humour and a laundry obsession :o:o
  • Dr.Rock
    Dr.Rock Posts: 697 Forumite
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    This is the discussion to link on the back of Martin's blog. Please read the blog first, as this discussion follows it.

    Click reply to discuss below.
    I've heard of these. Apparently they don't allow you to get erect unless she has ID to prove she's over 25.
  • ManAtHome
    ManAtHome Posts: 8,512 Forumite
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    Also available in 4s and 13s so you can stay one jump ahead (they've abandoned the 12x12 multi-packs as they thought that would be gross).
  • Enemies.Closer
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    Orange Mobile Condoms - Covers 99% of the UK population, so you'll never be out of touch!!!

    See what you have started FE!!
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