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"Tesco's new condoms" blog discussion
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Wait, got another, more relevant, one!
This is not just a condom, this is an M&S condom...0 -
On a more serious note, I'm 99% sure Durex have previously launched a similar product. When it failed to sell, they put it down to the British being confused by the metric measurements; that's something we still definitely measure in inches, not mm!If this post wasn't up to your standards, please lower your standards...
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Yorkie condoms: they're not for girls.
If at first you don't succeed, then sky-diving isn't for you0 -
I don't think adding an extra cm to length and mm to width is going to make much difference to many larger men TBH.If my typing is pants or I seem partcuarly blunt, please excuse me, it physically hurts to type. :wall: If I seem a bit random and don't make a lot of sense, it may have something to do with the voice recognition software that I'm using!0
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I don't think adding an extra cm to length and mm to width is going to make much difference to many larger men TBH.
But surely if they're currently too small for some people, it must be painful, eg cutting in?:eek: Or even more importantly, more at risk of splitting...which would defeat the object of using one in the first place.0 -
Yep. You hit the nail on the head.Flickering_Ember wrote: »But surely if they're currently too small for some people, it must be painful, eg cutting in?:eek: Or even more importantly, more at risk of splitting...which would defeat the object of using one in the first place.If my typing is pants or I seem partcuarly blunt, please excuse me, it physically hurts to type. :wall: If I seem a bit random and don't make a lot of sense, it may have something to do with the voice recognition software that I'm using!0 -
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finally me and the gf will be able to use protection :rotfl:Replies to posts are always welcome, If I have made a mistake in the post, I am human, tell me nicely and it will be corrected. If your reply cannot be nice, has an underlying issue, or you believe that you are God, please post in another forum. Thank you0
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Call me cynical, but sin't this just a publicity stunt to get men to buy condoms from Tesco so they can boast "I'm so large I have to buy extra-large condoms from Tesco"?
Since a "standard" condom can easly be pulled over the human head (yes it does stretch that much - and no, I don't recommend it) how BIG exactly do some men think (in their delusion) their penis' get? Dream on my friend....
If you go to YouTube and search for "condom over head" you'll find a plethra of videos uploaded by teenage boys (all thinking they're the first to do it) putting a condom over their head and inflating it by blowing through their nose. Maybe THIS prompted Tesco's "enlargement" policy?
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At 215mm they're still too small for my fella
And Yes, I AM bragging...but its perfectly true ...hence my huge grin 0
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