"Tesco's new condoms" blog discussion

Comyface

JimmyTheWig wrote: »

Could be worse. Asimov once wrote a whole short story for the sake of one pun: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shah_Guido_G.#x.

Well, you learn something new every day!

meher

Me too seen this in yahoo. I like L'oreal, Because I'm worth it.

ThinkingOfLinking

Enemies.Closer wrote: »

Orange Mobile Condoms - Covers 99% of the UK population, so you'll never be out of touch!!!

See what you have started FE!!

Sowwy. I was just about to sing Johnny B. Goode (by Chuck Berry) and then realised there's another pun in there.:rotfl:

wizk1

Shame Access cards aren't still around. Your flexible friend and all that ;-)

JDPower

10mm longer and 1mm(!!!!) wider??? If that's considered a significant amount then I'm more than happy with my, erm, length lol

ThinkingOfLinking

meher wrote: »

Me too seen this in yahoo. I like L'oreal, Because I'm worth it.

There's a couple of other good 'uns there not in the email I was sent.

I loved:

"Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes"

"On-digital condoms - plug and play!!!!"

RuthnJasper

With an ex-boyfriend in mind, I was wondering if Tesco's were also considering an "Extra-Small" condom range...?

ThinkingOfLinking

Apparently, they actually do make and sell extra small in China as men there are less well endowed.

bubbles0169

i realy hope polo dont make em!

MothballsWallet

Tesco condoms - as not recommended by Mrs MbW

(well, not yet anyway!)