"Tesco's new condoms" blog discussion

Former_MSE_Lawrence

This is the discussion to link on the back of Martin's blog. Please read the blog first, as this discussion follows it.

Read Martin's "Tesco to launch extra large condoms" Blog.

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Comyface

The whole blog just for one pun?

Love that!:rotfl:

ThinkingOfLinking

Loving the pun, Martin. Which reminded me of an email I once received, so I've copied and pasted from it:

>If Only ..
>>Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tagline............
>>
>>Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better Tesco Condoms - every little helps Nike Condoms - Just do it. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good. Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Safeway condoms - Lightening the load. Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough. Coca Cola condoms - The real thing. Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going. Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide" FCUK condoms - no comment required. Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain. Halford condoms - we go the extra mile. Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you. Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long Renault condoms - size really does matter! Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim! Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach Carlsburg condoms - probably the best condom in the world Mars condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!

Ivrytwr3

Lady "Excuse me. Do you sell extra large condoms?"

Tesco staff "Yes. How many would you like?"

Lady "None. But would you mind if i waited around for a man that does?"

MSE_Martin

Loved your post so much FE I put it in m'blog

Bargain_Rzl

Flickering_Ember wrote: »

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough

This one's my favourite

JimmyTheWig

Comyface wrote: »

The whole blog just for one pun?

Could be worse. Asimov once wrote a whole short story for the sake of one pun: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shah_Guido_G.#x.

delain

:rotfl:Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!:rotfl:

Dr.Rock

MSE_Lawrence wrote: »

This is the discussion to link on the back of Martin's blog. Please read the blog first, as this discussion follows it.

Read Martin's "Tesco to launch extra large condoms" Blog.

Click reply to discuss below.

I've heard of these. Apparently they don't allow you to get erect unless she has ID to prove she's over 25.

ManAtHome

Also available in 4s and 13s so you can stay one jump ahead (they've abandoned the 12x12 multi-packs as they thought that would be gross).

Enemies.Closer

Orange Mobile Condoms - Covers 99% of the UK population, so you'll never be out of touch!!!

See what you have started FE!!