Updated Printable Money off Coupons & Policies Thread 8 (and chat)

veggiecar

fat_cockney wrote: »

vegiecar, you have linked back to this thread

Thanks FC, updated link now!
It wasn't deliberate this time:o:rotfl:

cashless-cow

:eek: Just found this on another thread :eek: Thanks to BillBennet

Make sure you read right to the end :shocked: :silenced: :think: :grouphug: :grouphug:



I'm part of the team working on the new Clubcard.

First of all, it's not Clubcard 2, it's "Clubcard Squared". The premise is that you'll recieve one point for the first £10 you spend in a month, then 2 points for the second, 4 for the third, 8 for fourth, 16 for the fifth, and so on.

This is to reward higher spending customers, as a £100 spend will reward you with 1+2+4+8+16+32+64+128+256+512 points (1023 points).

Clubcard Deals will finish, but as you can see, spending £100 will give you £10.23 worth of points, to be spent as you wish.

Things like Double Up and till spits will end too, to make the system simpler.

To help keep track of your points, they must be spent within 24 hours of the end of the month, or they will expire. For security, you must visit your nearest Clubcard Squared Service Desk (there's one in Luton and one in Plymouth) and convert your points into vouchers. You can then use these vouchers at the CC Squared Redemption Centre in Basildon.

An administration charge of 1p per point is being added to points that are unused, to stop people hoarding points.

Existing Clubcard Plus holders will recieve a replacement card, a Clubcard Squared Super Bonus Plus Card. The CC2SB+ card will be chip and pin, avoiding the need to sign for purchases. This will also increase security. As a second security measure, the new cards will be 7 meters by 4 meters and made of anodised aluminum, in order to make it easier to see if someone's stealing your card. If stolen, the card will electify, and automatically taser the thief.

The Clubcard Squared also has a host of other benefits. Members can show their card at other supermarkets such as ASDA, Sainsbury's, and Morrisons, to recieve an instant discount of 0.0% off their food bill. This discount will be extended to other outlets soon.

Members will be automatically transitioned to the new cards in due course. A membership fee of £69.99 a month will apply, with a minimum membership term of 20 years. To opt out of the new chargable Squared scheme, current cardholders should call us on 0800 591866 and ask to speak to Mr. I. M. Stupid.

At what point while reading the above did you realise I was taking the mickey, then?


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redagila

moyilla wrote: »

Have a fab time MrsT make sure you bring your Euro PikaPak coupons with you :D

They won't be much use in sunny Spain unless she can find some Irish people to sell them to - as only valid in ROI!

veggiecar

Coupon-mad wrote: »

HTH - regular couponers please add more places if I have forgotten any!

other products....discovery mexican fajitas cost £2 gives a £2 MOC, enchiladas cost £2.36 gives a £2 MOC

:beer::beer:

sher60

madmuppet5 wrote: »

It's HillyBilly's birthday today:beer:
:bdaycake:

:T:T:T

Sorry I'm a day late Hilly but hope you had a great birthday!:D

jeferey

veggiecar wrote: »

other products....discovery mexican fajitas cost £2 gives a £2 MOC, enchiladas cost £2.36 gives a £2 MOC
:beer::beer:

Morning all, hope you had a great birthday yesterday too Hilly.
Discovery Nachos Kit still £1.89 in Home Bargains with £2 MOC

mrs_moneyspinner

nothing useful to say so will say nothing today!

Groovygirl

twig1 wrote: »

Tried today and this doesn't scan. Went to CS but they say it is not on the system so no way it will work and they can't do anything about it. Has anyone got it accepted?

The last twice I've used them I had to go to CS as the SA wouldnt put them through as a non scan.

Didnt have any probs though, they put them through as non scan and gave me cash. I did buy the wraps though. HTH.

Smelly_Feet

Sorry i'm late hillybilly HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT BIRTHDAY:bdaycake:

aallank

Just wondering if anyone found anything we can do with our ROI pikapak coupons??