MSE Parents Club Part 4

elle_gee

tiamai_d wrote: »

awww cute! *gossips* :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I'm bored, someone entertain me.

Haha

Speaking of gossip, the office gossip saga continued today - turns out the "friend" who still works with the guy's sister HAD said something to her, but something she'd made up herself, not heard from me! I'm just the scapegoat in my absence from work, methinks.. what joy! :cool:

Sami_Bee

Krystaltips wrote: »

I don't even have my own pension, let alone one for each of the girls!

:eek: *tuts*
love you really :

elle_gee

tiamai_d wrote: »

and also :mad::eek::cool: at Underage and pregnant on BBC3.

'I fink it's been quite easy with a baby, I change his nappy and clothes when he needs it and sometimes feed him a bottle during the day, but he takes ages to drink a bottle and it's just so boring!' Yes, Gran has him in her room at night.

Oh, will have to catch that while I'm up with Rhys in the dead of night.. Think I saw last week's about ten times! :rolleyes:

scruffy96uk

well it was a scorcher here today so I got the duvet out on the line to air and did two loads of washing and got it all dried, now it has just been added to my ironing pile!!!

Welcome Dora thought I'd quoted you in my last post but obviously not, lovely to have you with us

Sami_Bee

elle_gee wrote: »

Oh, will have to catch that while I'm up with Rhys in the dead of night.. Think I saw last week's about ten times! :rolleyes:

I've seen 2 about 5 times each.
tia was there identical twins on that one or a girl who's sister was a H addict or was it a new one?

tiamai_d

elle_gee wrote: »

Haha

Speaking of gossip, the office gossip saga continued today - turns out the "friend" who still works with the guy's sister HAD said something to her, but something she'd made up herself, not heard from me! I'm just the scapegoat in my absence from work, methinks.. what joy! :cool:

You may as well take advantage of it and start making up stuff...

Lets see.... Your boss went and bought a quad bike and got caught chasing pigs by a farmer, so that the police were not involved they offered to pay a bribe. The farmer (who you have known since childhood after he let you touch his chicks) was so nice about it, saying he couldn't accept a bribe, but could sell him one of his pigs with a gammy leg. Your boss had no option really but to agree but wondered what to do with a pig with a gammy leg, but first came the conundrum of how to transport the gammy legged pig home... After much rassling with some twine and a leather belt, the gammy legged pig was finally strapped to the back of the quad bike and boss made a quick, if very embarrassed get away. Unfortunately this was witnessed by an off duty policeman who called into the station to report a gammy legged pig riding on the back of a quad bike with a make do seat belt made out a leather belt and some twine. Ofcourse his work mates thought he was mad or drunk and so in good humour made him take a breathaliser test. During the test the seargeant came in and asked what all the noise was about. Seeing his best police officer being manhandled into taking a breath test was very upsetting to him so close to retirement and as a result decided to make an example out him. The poor policeman then lost his job with the local newspaper displaying the headline of 'Policeman sacked for inapropriate Pig jokes in midst of pandemic'.

(best I could do)

searching_me

tia to be honest i thought the gran was loving it ... like it was a second chance to be mum again ... a real mother would make there child be a mother ... if they can make a child they can bl00dy well look after it x

sami it was a new one x

scruffy96uk

I've just seen an AVIVA advert where the dad is trying to get the babies arm into a top, it is just so typical of a guy and very true!!!

ETA here is a link to it!!!

elle_gee

tiamai_d wrote: »

You may as well take advantage of it and start making up stuff...

Lets see.... Your boss went and bought a quad bike and got caught chasing pigs by a farmer, so that the police were not involved they offered to pay a bribe. The farmer (who you have known since childhood after he let you touch his chicks) was so nice about it, saying he couldn't accept a bribe, but could sell him one of his pigs with a gammy leg. Your boss had no option really but to agree but wondered what to do with a pig with a gammy leg, but first came the conundrum of how to transport the gammy legged pig home... After much rassling with some twine and a leather belt, the gammy legged pig was finally strapped to the back of the quad bike and boss made a quick, if very embarrassed get away. Unfortunately this was witnessed by an off duty policeman who called into the station to report a gammy legged pig riding on the back of a quad bike with a make do seat belt made out a leather belt and some twine. Ofcourse his work mates thought he was mad or drunk and so in good humour made him take a breathaliser test. During the test the seargeant came in and asked what all the noise was about. Seeing his best police officer being manhandled into taking a breath test was very upsetting to him so close to retirement and as a result decided to make an example out him. The poor policeman then lost his job with the local newspaper displaying the headline of 'Policeman sacked for inapropriate Pig jokes in midst of pandemic'.

(best I could do)

That's one hell of a (dodgy) imagination you've got, Tia.. Or is it the latest twist in Farmville? (is that what it's called.. I have no idea!)

Sami_Bee

searching_me wrote: »

tia to be honest i thought the gran was loving it ... like it was a second chance to be mum again ... a real mother would make there child be a mother ... if they can make a child they can bl00dy well look after it x

sami it was a new one x

As Chris's mum says (that Chris ofoff everybody hates Chris not me although I keep using it too) I ain't raising no babies!