Kfc

haynick

;)Can I have a meat free burger please with fries and a diet Pepsi!

MothballsWallet

GreyPilgrim wrote: »

SELECT * FROM kentuckyfriedchicken WHERE [Coke] = 'Diet'

Don't you mean:

SELECT * FROM kentuckyfriedchicken WHERE [Edible]='Y'

Halloway

MothballsWallet wrote: »

Don't you mean:

SELECT * FROM kentuckyfriedchicken WHERE [Edible]='Y'

Records returned: 0

GreyPilgrim

Halloway wrote: »

I've changed my mind. I am not going to spare you the hideousness of it all:

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=nappy%20cakes

My nan used to make suet puddings by wrapping the mixture into one of my grandads vests and then sticking it into a pot of boiling water for a couple of hours.

I was worried that nappy cakes were something similar, but less fragrant.

[Deleted User]

GreyPilgrim wrote: »

Wouldn't know. I'm at work and inbetween running rather large SQL processing jobs I have a few minutes to kill so I jumped on here.

Willy waving !!!!

Idiophreak

MothballsWallet wrote: »

Don't you mean:

SELECT * FROM kentuckyfriedchicken WHERE [Edible]='Y'

I'd just be happy with

select bargainbucketid from kfc.bargainbucket
except
select bargainbucketid from kfc.illness

GreyPilgrim

[quote=[Deleted User];23202529]Willy waving !!!![/QUOTE]

I sometimes do that whilst running SQL processing jobs, but not always.

woody01

i could go back for it, but its 10 minutes away

If you didn't eat KFC's then 10 mins is only a 5 minute run.

SpammyTheSpammer

idiophreak wrote: »

i'd just be happy with

select bargainbucketid from kfc.bargainbucket
except
select bargainbucketid from kfc.illness

union in (rings)

Idiophreak

SpammyTheSpammer wrote: »

with union rings

lmao, that's officially a new low for this thread.

SQL puns. Awesome.