6 July DFW Chat Yes, it's Monday Again!

redsquirrel80

Burlesque_Babe wrote: »

dear god.........she just came into the house and helped herself? Has she no sensitivity?? Your husband needs to be told this is not on.

Exactly what I was going to say. Try and stay strong EBQ x

E-bay_queen

Just cancelled the holiday, No kids thank god. Im meeting a friend for a coffee in a bit. I think ur right bout me staying put tho.

Toto

I would tell the idiot what a wonderful woman he has there with her and that he should move in with her asap, after all he wouldn't want to lose such a catch would he.

Then change the locks and buy a great big dog with the taste for fresh b0llocks.

scorgeous

Toto wrote: »

I would tell the idiot what a wonderful woman he has there with her and that he should move in with her asap, after all he wouldn't want to lose such a catch would he.

Then change the locks and buy a great big dog with the taste for fresh b0llocks.

I know that his whole situation is far from funny, but for some reason toto this actually made me laugh. I think it was the fact that my thoughts of this man is that he is a complete idiot and he would fall for it straight away

E-bay_queen

I would tell the idiot what a wonderful woman he has there with her and that he should move in with her asap, after all he wouldn't want to lose such a catch would he.

Then change the locks and buy a great big dog with the taste for fresh b0llocks.

TOTO I loved that made me laugh. Thank you x

(Land_of)_Maz

Toto wrote: »

I would tell the idiot what a wonderful woman he has there with her and that he should move in with her asap, after all he wouldn't want to lose such a catch would he.

Then change the locks and buy a great big dog with the taste for fresh b0llocks.

I know a woman who has a big dog, and does a great line in bollox for earrings....

From yesterdays thread EBQ - in case you were wondering!!

spud30 wrote: »

I swear if he lets you down tonight, I'll have his balls for earrings :cool:

Burlesque_Babe

Does she have a key? To be able to get in so easily?

redsquirrel80

Toto wrote: »

I would tell the idiot what a wonderful woman he has there with her and that he should move in with her asap, after all he wouldn't want to lose such a catch would he.

Then change the locks and buy a great big dog with the taste for fresh b0llocks.

That would be an interesting visit to the pet shop.. "So madam, what kind of dog are you looking for?" "One with a taste for fresh b0llocks please." :rotfl:

Burlesque_Babe

(Land_of)_Maz wrote: »

I know a woman who has a big dog, and does a great line in bollox for earrings....

:T:T:T yep - get Mrs Spud-we-Like on the case

sammy115

I'd have just punched her on the f****n nose.........!!!!!!!!

Yes, I have had a glass or two of wine