buying a house is easy compared to dealing with those monkeys at the job centre...

ceecee1

As Stanley as he so obviously can't stand to speak to, or to see any of 'the monkeys' ever again the best thing that he could possibly do for his sanity would be to never darken the jobcentre door ever again and not go to sign on....

NASA_2

stanley38 wrote: »

no worries..

have some more peanuts

Why have peanuts when we can afford the most succulent roast beef with our wages?:cool:

stanley38

is that why your all so fat walking around like you own the place.

your all totally useless and a waste of space

NASA_2

stanley38 wrote: »

is that why your all so fat walking around like you own the place.

your all totally useless and a waste of space

Yes but most of us have a LOT more money than you do:cool:

stanley38

dont worry the system will be paying my mortgage shortly

yummy.

zappster1966

Don't want to put a downer on things ...

But hundreds of folk fall through the net every day, my Bro's one of them (he's got schizophrenia). He spent a few weeks living in the woods, raking through dustbins for food etc. If it weren't for me being his appointee and dealing with all his paperwork he'd be living in utter squalor.

That's what worries me about Stanley. He's either unwilling or unable to describe what problems he's really having with the Job Centre. And for all I think he's just trolling, there's a wee bit in the back of my mind which thinks there's something not quite right.

Last chance, Stanley. Cos being a monkey I'm up at 5am to go work in the giro factory and earn my pennies ... can;t hang around here all night ... have you had any letters or phone calls from the Job Centre about your new claim ? Is there a particular problem with your claim that you need help with ?

Problem shared, problem halved & all that ...

NASA_2

stanley38 wrote: »

dont worry the system will be paying my mortgage shortly

yummy.

There you go. Your feeling more positive already.:T

stanley38

yes the thought of the system paying my mortgage...and i'll think i'll get
up at 8.30 tomorrow and have a long breakfast. nice:)

keep the money coming all i need now is property prices to rise again

and the local council is feeding my capitalism.

dmg24

stanley38 wrote: »

is that why your all so fat walking around like you own the place.

your all totally useless and a waste of space

You could use your current free time to brush up on your spelling and grammar?

stanley38

poor zappster up at 5am