Needs must when the devil vomits into your kettle! Bob's cunning plan mark 2

shaun40400

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boredofbeingathome

Thanks Shaun, the flowers are lovely.:D

The same goes for you too ISOM:kisses3:

Can't believe i have had two bloomin colds in a month:mad:Seems to keep going around as both DD2 and DS have had it.

Money wise is an expensive day as mortgage and Mr.B's car tax is due as well as my car payment.:o As Mr.B is skint i cop for all of the above, the joys eh? I know some folks will think it is joint finances etc...but his idea of joint and mine do differ a bit after he has had all the joint finances in past..and i still give in now. Soft moo that i am:o

Right am orf for a quick catch up and gird my loins for the day ahead.

Have a good one. Bob.x

pepe2008

boredofbeingathome wrote: »

There speaks a master of alignment..i can just imagine the plumb line dangling for maximum effect.:rotfl:

Is that plumb-line or plums-line?:p:rolleyes:

pepe2008

Did you see the news about a sheep who had been living on a cliff ledge for a month.....they shot Shaunetta ( I kid you not! ) because she was in danger.........or because they couldn't be ar*ed to rescue her

boredofbeingathome

pepe2008 wrote: »

Is that plumb-line or plums-line?:p:rolleyes:

Plumb line:D A girl likes to know where the pole goes and if it will go without a twist onatop...as said in Golden eye:D:p:rotfl:

boredofbeingathome

Well am in a slightly better place tonight after paying out oodles of dosh today. Mr.B also managed a good deal..well he oughta after all it was his fault!

He broke a key on my beloved laptop. Rung up the peeps who have my insurance and apparently was not covered for accidental damage..:mad:It was only a plastic cradle whastsit and i had seen them for 99p on fleabay! He said it would be ..£48 for collection of laptop and cost of work and new keyboard on top( probably come to more than i paid) as apparently they couldn't fix individual keys.:rolleyes:I openly ( coughed) laughed at him on the phone:rotfl:Said i never heard anything so ridiculous and had fixed my other laptop no problem..he said he doubted i could do it, i laughed again and said in a recession i wasn't paying them any money and put phone down on his indignaty:D:D
Was in a controlling mood so sent Mr.B off to local computer shop who hacked an old keyboard and voila fixed...cost=£1:j Victory over greedy consumerist coporate toosser:cool: Rung them up and told them:rotfl::rotfl:

His answer..oh, but it wouldn't be an authorised repair..my answer..i authorised it so it is ok.:rotfl:

He came back with change too as i gave him £2:D:rotfl:

Cheered me up no end that.:D

pepe2008

Moral; Dont try to out-Bob the Bobster:j

boredofbeingathome

pepe2008 wrote: »

Moral; Dont try to out-Bob the Bobster:j

I probably would have paid it in the past.:oNot any more..MSE stamped through me, well nearly all the way as i think i am far too soft on Mr.B and kids:o

You may not think i am soft but i am..honest:rolleyes::rotfl:

pepe2008

Well, I am going to bed with the cleanest ears in Christendom......thanks to a severe washing by Sadie:D She only bit once, I yelped like a puppy, it worked a treat....she didn't want to hurt me again

boredofbeingathome

pepe2008 wrote: »

Well, I am going to bed with the cleanest ears in Christendom......thanks to a severe washing by Sadie:D She only bit once, I yelped like a puppy, it worked a treat....she didn't want to hurt me again

AW her piccies were really cute. Has she settled down after your mate dropped her?