MSE Pregnancy Club XI

searching_me

ok glam someone in your house got a death wish x

tarajayne

I'm here, on the bed in a bit of pain unfortunately! Oh well.

Glamazon

searching_me wrote: »

im ok glam just think my tiredness aint helping me x

just keep on at the council - you'll get somewhere in the end!!

MM - bored already?!!!!

I've just put 'big light on' (think Peter Kay!!!) and am doing some boring charts and graphs!!

searching_me

well at least i didnt scare some of you ... talking to my sis on msn im waiting for her midwife training to kick in, she cant resist herself x

Glamazon

searching_me wrote: »

ok glam someone in your house got a death wish x

yea problem is he's on the phish in Liverpool city centre and will probably come home pished and be all over me like a slobbery dog. This is what usually happens

I pick him up
Get home
He stumbles around everywhere whilst I'm annoyed with him for stumbling about!
He's all over me - I'm tired and not in the mood
He gets all moody and insecure cuz of the booze
I end up giving in just for a quiet life!!

Worst time was when we were both drunk after my works do - came home, he fell against the back of the toilet whilst having a pee, dropped a glass bubble bath bottle into the toilet and a big hole appeared in the bottom of the toilet. THEN he flushed the chain so water went everywhere!
I was too phished to realise until the next day - guess who fixed it though?

searching_me

im a terrible pished person ... the stories ive got OH hes usually the one looking after me hes a real heavy weight and if he dos get pished he sobers up in an hour, lucky !!!!!! x

searching_me

OMG my sis just emailed a pic of herself to me, bear in mind i havent seen y sis in 2 years and she look terrible dont get me wrong i love her but i really dont know this person shes become x

Glamazon

i'm generally a happy drunk but keep me away from the Vodka cos I get violent tendencies!

about 2 years ago, I was at a wedding (it was a footballer so I was really nervous cos there were loadsa footballers there) - I hadn't eaten properly all day and when we got there I was handed champagne (which I hate so necked it). By 10pm I was bladdered - apparently we left at 3am. Lunchtime the next day I was still drunk, I'd fallen and dislocated my finger, had a lump on the back of my head, grazes everywhere and a HUGE bruise on my thigh. Oh and my handbag was back at the manor where the wedding was!

OH said I was hilarious but that I fell over and nearly tripped one of the players up and injured him!

I was the talk of OH's work for a bit - suffice to say I no longer drink too much when I go to these occasions!!

You can tell I'm on my own can't u?! It's like I've got verbal dia-woo-

money_maker_3

My OH normally just falls asleep on the toilet when drunk !! That or very loudly tells everyone when we are leaving that he is going home to get a blow job !!!

Glamazon

searching_me wrote: »

OMG my sis just emailed a pic of herself to me, bear in mind i havent seen y sis in 2 years and she look terrible dont get me wrong i love her but i really dont know this person shes become x

I haven't seen my sister for about 5 years - my other sister had some photos of her on her camera and OMG I couldn't believe how much weight she had put on. She was always a bit fatter than me but we are talking going from 10 stone to about 16 stone! I'm hoping she's lost some weight for her wedding - I know it sounds awful but she looked so much healthy when she was slimmer