MSE Pregnancy Club XI

Glamazon

money_maker wrote: »

My OH normally just falls asleep on the toilet when drunk !! That or very loudly tells everyone when we are leaving that he is going home to get a blow job !!!

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

OH's mate was over from work earlier - he's a [STRIKE]massuse[/STRIKE] gives massages and his other mate rang. They were testing him on muscles and stuff and OH shouts down
where's the strongest muscle in a woman?
cue lots of 'um, don't know'
The vaginal wall :rotfl:
He was joking but I was mortified he said that in front of me and his mate!

Sami_Bee

Glam ur pished OH :rolleyes: I get..
He gets in car looks at me all wonky eyed and puts hand on my knee
Hand attempts to wander through out journey home
OH falls through door, attempts to laugh it of
Hugs me, tells me I gorgeous, squeezes my bum
OH sits down and promptly falls asleep! :rotfl:

Glamazon

Sami - sounds like my kinda man!

Did u find out why your sample needs repeating?

I used to get lots of pus cells in mine and they said it's cos the sample wasn't sterile - i.e. I needed to make sure my foof was free from anything that might contaminate the sample

searching_me

with me and alchol is ok til i get to a point i actually knocked a fully grown man out when i was drunk as he was ungentleman like ...
glam my sis was a size 6-8 til and always bragged she was the skinny one (i was 13stone at13) then she had my niece and ballooned up ... the reveled in the day that i told her i fit in to one size 6 she nearly cried x

Sami_Bee

Glamazon wrote: »

Sami - sounds like my kinda man!

Did u find out why your sample needs repeating?

I used to get lots of pus cells in mine and they said it's cos the sample wasn't sterile - i.e. I needed to make sure my foof was free from anything that might contaminate the sample

The receptionist has put a note for GP to call me but the solt for "telephone consultations" is Wednesday lunch time I've got MW 2mo so will ask her to see if she can find out while I'm there.
I don't get it because this one was a repeat of one that was no good.
this time I showered my bits with plain water (as per the letter they sent) I did that twice coz I only did a little wee the first time, I did the sample in a 'normal' pot and just poured it into the red one when I got to the surgery to save me making 2 trips.
I don't really know what to do coz I can't manage a proper shower with a full bladder its impossible and even tho I try to give 'em a good ol' rinse (:p) I'm rather well lubed down there due to the fact I'm blooming pregnant! :rolleyes:

God I'm in such a grump this is not helping!

helen81_2

Just popping on quick to see any news on births..wow,didn't expect it to be Elle!!

Many congratulations Elle on baby Rhys,hope you are both well xxxx

Going up to bed now, will catch up properly tommorow
Nite all xx

Glamazon

searching_me wrote: »

with me and alchol is ok til i get to a point i actually knocked a fully grown man out when i was drunk as he was ungentleman like ...
glam my sis was a size 6-8 til and always bragged she was the skinny one (i was 13stone at13) then she had my niece and ballooned up ... the reveled in the day that i told her i fit in to one size 6 she nearly cried x

There are 3 of us that have the same Mum and Dad (I also have some half sisters) me and Number 3 were always built the same - small and thin but number 2 who always bigger and different. She had curly thin hair while we had thick straight hair! (we used to wind her up and say she was adopted - we were so cruel )

Now
Number 1 still small and skinny (but pg!!)
Number 2 - hopefully dieting but taller so able to carry a bit more weight than me.
Number 3 - dieting after putting weight on, she was a right podge!!

Oh and BTW my dad actually does call us Number 1 all the way thru to Number 5

I've had birthday cards 'To my darling Number 1' :rotfl:

searching_me

:rotfl: my sis used to tease me saying i was adopted til my mum caught her one day... boy even i felt the clip my mum gave her :rotfl: x

Glamazon

searching_me wrote: »

:rotfl: my sis used to tease me saying i was adopted til my mum caught her one day... boy even i felt the clip my mum gave her :rotfl: x

never got caught but always got the slipper off Mum when we used to fight

i still cringe when I see her taking her slipper off and get ready to run!
Never forget her chasing my round the house one day (slipper in hand) til I locked myself in the bathroom (I must have been about 9). She said I wasn't in trouble so I came out and she whacked me on the bum with it!!

Krystaltips

Sounds like what our Mum used to do Glam... She'd say if we told the truth we wouldn't get a smack... So we'd come clean... Get a smack anyway and she'd say 'That's how it feels to be lied to!' Was usually my big brother that got that treatment.. He was awful... The rest of us paled in comparison to him...