The giving up/cutting down alcohol support thread! Part 3

stroppy

Hello All
Well im finally feeling better and that combined with the lovely hot weather has meant quite a bit of wine :rolleyes:
Managed to have day off yesterday though so hit my target of the rather lowly 8
Can I please be put down for the same in June please 40sm.Going on holiday this month and have various other trips planned including going to see....ahem....Take That......:D So know its going to be a drinky month.
Thanks for May Budgie!
Got to run and clean now....booo!Being ill has meant ive done nothing for 3 weeks and cant stand the filth any longer!:eek:
Stroppy xx

jo1972

Just a quickie from me as I'm knee deep in work :eek:

Just wanted to send a heartfelt thanks to Budgie for the tremendous job at scoring last month....now you can relax!! At least we might now get to hear how you're doing more often, rather than you asking about us :rotfl:

Oh, and one other small thing.....who won the May challenge :D

jo1972

I think I'm going to do a joke a day to keep our spirits up.....


A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyon
d his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes. I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.



"Tell him," she whispered,


"There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

barshamhillbilly

Here is a new photo of the hillbillies .... I hated the other one

A bit too close to the poor camera on the laptop methinks :rotfl:

Here is Me & Mrs BHB .... not quite so frightening as the last.




Displaying the photo is all part of my 'take me as I am' month

BHB
xx

jo1972

Aww that's a lovely pic Andy

What's the tat, I love tats

40somethingmum

jo1972 wrote: »

I think I'm going to do a joke a day to keep our spirits up.....


A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyon
d his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes. I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.



"Tell him," she whispered,


"There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

:rotfl::rotfl: That is disgusting:rotfl:

barshamhillbilly

jo1972 wrote: »

Aww that's a lovely pic Andy

What's the tat, I love tats

Got dragons on forearms that one with a ying-yang sign and one exactly like 115K's avvy on the other :cool:

jo1972

40somethingmum wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl: That is disgusting:rotfl:

I know, it's great innit

BHB, :cool: :cool:

Miss_Piggy_2

BHB that picture is lovely! Would put one up of me but wouldn't want to scare anyone on a Monday morning !!

Miss P
xx

jo1972

Infact you've just spurred me on to do summat BHB, I am going to save the £5.00 a day I don't use for beer to go towards my tat fund....To have my sleeve finished off it'll cost around £300