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The Compers Inn - Part 17

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  • ikkle87
    ikkle87 Posts: 8,449 Forumite
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    id go for amazon too hun x
    You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.

    xx Mama to a gorgeous Cranio Baby xx
  • night off to bed and hope dont dream of football tonight :eek::rotfl:xx
    Just back into comping past few months to help me get over rubbish in life.... won Hotpoint fridge freezer, soda stream
  • Miss_Cinnabon
    Miss_Cinnabon Posts: 19,481 Forumite
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    yep amazon too:D that camera is lovely, im trying to win a digital camera, got a nikon one but wanting a more compact one:D

    breeze, love that joke but only cause its so true:rotfl:
  • Mar.cresham
    Mar.cresham Posts: 1,060 Forumite
    night off to bed and hope dont dream of football tonight :eek::rotfl:xx



    Night night

    Dream of all the wins you will have coming lol
    09 Wins= 5 Rugby balls, 3 Football. A cricket ball. 6 Books. A subway, A T.Shirt, 2 Durex Goody Bags, Beyonce tickets X 7 SETS A Magnum card. 2 glamour wins. Coffee, Jewellery. Moble Phone
    :A
    Be nice and hit Thanks
  • ikkle87
    ikkle87 Posts: 8,449 Forumite
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    Goodnight SFH xxxxx
    You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.

    xx Mama to a gorgeous Cranio Baby xx
  • scottishfreebiehunter
    scottishfreebiehunter Posts: 13,482 Forumite
    edited 10 May 2009 at 12:17AM
    Night night

    Dream of all the wins you will have coming lol


    :D well can be optimistic i think lol

    going to do glamour now as only 100 hairdryers and people not been managing to get into it during day so best doing now i think:D
    Just back into comping past few months to help me get over rubbish in life.... won Hotpoint fridge freezer, soda stream
  • mad_gemma
    mad_gemma Posts: 3,902 Forumite
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    or go with Play if you've won any play vouchers from the Heinz promo?
    http://www.play.com/Search.aspx?searchtype=allproducts&searchstring=Sony+Cybershot+W220+Digital+Camera&page=search&pa=search&go.x=0&go.y=0
    free delivery, and if you've got the right code you can get £10 off an over £100 spend? :)
    Best wins since June 08: 2xNikonD60, 2xBrothers Cider, £330 SwanJackpot, £100 Garden Vs, £50 Espirit V, £750 BigSnap2, Wiifit, zoo tix, 7xCadburys, 5xGlamour, IOWTix, Dell Laptop, 3xIpodNano, £100 Highstreet Vs, Digi VideoCamera and more small bits, REAL DEAL £2400! :jRIP Dad 1943-2009


  • Miss_Cinnabon
    Miss_Cinnabon Posts: 19,481 Forumite
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    lol i have put this joke on before, but cracks me up everytime:rotfl:

    How to shower like a woman:

    Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket
    according to lights and darks.
    Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

    If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

    Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc.

    Get in the shower.
    Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
    Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added Vitamins.

    Wash
    your hair again to make sure it's clean.

    Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

    Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

    Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and
    Jaffa
    cake body wash.

    Rinse conditioner off hair.

    Shave armpits and legs.

    Turn off shower.

    Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

    Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.

    Get out of shower.

    Dry with towel the size of a small country.

    Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

    Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

    If you see partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

    How to Shower Like a Man

    Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave
    them in a pile.

    Walk naked to the bathroom.
    If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the
    'woo-woo' sound.

    Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

    Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.

    Get in the shower.
    Wash your face.
    Wash your armpits.
    Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
    Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
    Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
    Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair.
    Make a Shampoo Mohican

    Wee.
    Rinse off and get out of shower.
    Partially dry off.
    Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.
    Admire willy size in mirror again.
    Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

    Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
    If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
    Throw wet towel on bed.
  • NoNameWoman
    NoNameWoman Posts: 4,990 Forumite
    lol i have put this joke on before, but cracks me up everytime:rotfl:


    Walk naked to the bathroom.
    If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the
    'woo-woo' sound.

    .
    hahaha-024.gif :rotfl::rotfl:OMG you guys are incredible!!!!!!!!!!!!! honestly ...you made my 'night' xx
    Night SFH x
  • Mar.cresham
    Mar.cresham Posts: 1,060 Forumite
    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    09 Wins= 5 Rugby balls, 3 Football. A cricket ball. 6 Books. A subway, A T.Shirt, 2 Durex Goody Bags, Beyonce tickets X 7 SETS A Magnum card. 2 glamour wins. Coffee, Jewellery. Moble Phone
    :A
    Be nice and hit Thanks
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