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The Compers Inn - Part 17
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id go for amazon too hun xYou never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
xx Mama to a gorgeous Cranio Baby xx
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night off to bed and hope dont dream of football tonight :eek::rotfl:xxJust back into comping past few months to help me get over rubbish in life.... won Hotpoint fridge freezer, soda stream0
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yep amazon too:D that camera is lovely, im trying to win a digital camera, got a nikon one but wanting a more compact one:D
breeze, love that joke but only cause its so true:rotfl:0 -
scottishfreebiehunter wrote: »night off to bed and hope dont dream of football tonight :eek::rotfl:xx
Night night
Dream of all the wins you will have coming lol09 Wins= 5 Rugby balls, 3 Football. A cricket ball. 6 Books. A subway, A T.Shirt, 2 Durex Goody Bags, Beyonce tickets X 7 SETS A Magnum card. 2 glamour wins. Coffee, Jewellery. Moble Phone:ABe nice and hit Thanks0 -
Goodnight SFH xxxxxYou never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
xx Mama to a gorgeous Cranio Baby xx
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Mar.cresham wrote: »Night night
Dream of all the wins you will have coming lolwell can be optimistic i think lol
going to do glamour now as only 100 hairdryers and people not been managing to get into it during day so best doing now i think:DJust back into comping past few months to help me get over rubbish in life.... won Hotpoint fridge freezer, soda stream0 -
or go with Play if you've won any play vouchers from the Heinz promo?
http://www.play.com/Search.aspx?searchtype=allproducts&searchstring=Sony+Cybershot+W220+Digital+Camera&page=search&pa=search&go.x=0&go.y=0
free delivery, and if you've got the right code you can get £10 off an over £100 spend?Best wins since June 08: 2xNikonD60, 2xBrothers Cider, £330 SwanJackpot, £100 Garden Vs, £50 Espirit V, £750 BigSnap2, Wiifit, zoo tix, 7xCadburys, 5xGlamour, IOWTix, Dell Laptop, 3xIpodNano, £100 Highstreet Vs, Digi VideoCamera and more small bits, REAL DEAL £2400! :jRIP Dad 1943-20090 -
lol i have put this joke on before, but cracks me up everytime:rotfl:
How to shower like a woman:
Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket
according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added Vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and Jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How to Shower Like a Man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave
them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the
'woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair.
Make a Shampoo Mohican
Wee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.
Admire willy size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.0 -
princess_pixiedust wrote: »lol i have put this joke on before, but cracks me up everytime:rotfl:
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the
'woo-woo' sound.
.:rotfl::rotfl:OMG you guys are incredible!!!!!!!!!!!!! honestly ...you made my 'night' xx
Night SFH x0 -
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:09 Wins= 5 Rugby balls, 3 Football. A cricket ball. 6 Books. A subway, A T.Shirt, 2 Durex Goody Bags, Beyonce tickets X 7 SETS A Magnum card. 2 glamour wins. Coffee, Jewellery. Moble Phone:ABe nice and hit Thanks0
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