The Compers Inn - Part 17

mad_gemma

ikkle, sorry, haven't had time to read back - is that written for something?

ikkle87

Just to make people smile hun cos I know a few of us have had a bad day x

NoNameWoman

Ikkle this is hilarious :T:T

Mar.cresham

ikkle87 wrote: »

Just to make people smile hun cos I know a few of us have had a bad day x

Just been one of them days I think for us all

breezerockz

:jIn the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room,where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental
procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure,but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves..."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.
After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$50,000 for a male brain, and $10,000 for a female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure.
We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

sally2489

Hi everyone!!:hello:
((hugs)) to those who need it!!

Ickle - That is hilarious!! pmsl!!!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I am gonna comp, comp, comp now, and decided i will tomorow too, and leave my assignment til monday!!
Then can't wait till im back in the inn on Tuesday!!

BGT was fab today, esp that one with a diving helmet on his head!:eek:
x

mad_gemma

if people would like something to laugh at, I should set up a video camera of my lounge right now - we're sucking at Guitar Hero badly! :rotfl:

NoNameWoman

I am going nuts tryig to decide where to go/stay on his birthday - too much travel/little travel/sea view (would love that ideally) lakeview? I don't know!!!! So dizzy !!! I don;t think the hotel where I have my mind set is facing the sea ...can anyone help me please I know nothing about the UK! Is it too isolated? like not accessible by public transport?
Here:
http://www.castlebankhotel.co.uk/rooms.html

I would be grateful for any advice or if you have a very good experience of a stay in Llandudno, can you please suggest it to me?

We are meeting his family later in the week of his birthday...there are many coming over but they booked a place for all of us ..last time I met them was 2006!!!:eek::eek:

ikkle87

Hi sally and mar.

Gem I really want a console and guitar hero. :-)

everyone wish me look for the 2 faces i need for tombola freefall lol xx

NoNameWoman

hahaaa LOVE it, Breeze :T:T:T something I can tell OH tonight :cool::D:j x