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donotpassgo_2

Hey all sorry havent been about recently not on best of form....:mad:but will try harder. Think its the time of year

Di congratulations to hubby brilliant brilliant news, just shows how things can turn around....:T:T:T
Thought you might all enjoy a laugh. Love x
The Importance of walking

Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at £2,000 per month.

My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
and we have no idea where he is.

I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing..

I joined a health club last year,
spent about 250 quid.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there!.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, He looks good doesn't he.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

AND

Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a pub with a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.

You could run this over to your friends
But just e-mail it to them!
It will save you the walk!


:-)

di3004

Lol........:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::D:j
Good one Donotpassgo......:T:T:D.

Thank you hun;), yes that's right, we are over the moon.:j

Hope your well, did wonder about you.;)XXX

marshallka

donotpassgo wrote: »

Hey all sorry havent been about recently not on best of form....:mad:but will try harder. Think its the time of year

Di congratulations to hubby brilliant brilliant news, just shows how things can turn around....:T:T:T
Thought you might all enjoy a laugh. Love x
The Importance of walking

Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at £2,000 per month.

My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
and we have no idea where he is.

I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing..

I joined a health club last year,
spent about 250 quid.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there!.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, He looks good doesn't he.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

AND

Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a pub with a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.

You could run this over to your friends
But just e-mail it to them!
It will save you the walk!


:-)

Love it donotpassgo. :rotfl:

amersall

excellent, donotpassgo:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:pmsl :cool::cool::cool:

di3004

amersall wrote: »

excellent, donotpassgo:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:pmsl :cool::cool::cool:

Hi amersall.........:D, hope your well hunni :j:j:j;)XXX

marshallka

My son has got a job too now:j.:j:j:j... its only guaranteed for 6 months but at least its a job that is paid:D.... hooooorrayyy:T:T:T:beer::beer::beer:
He has been for a job trial today and after arriving home they rang within an hour.

maxdp

DNPG that was very funny.x

Really pleased for your son Marshallka you must be so relieved for him.

marshallka

maxdp wrote: »

DNPG that was very funny.x

Really pleased for your son Marshallka you must be so relieved for him.

Thanks maxd, I am relieved cause he would have cracked much longer not working.;)

amersall

di3004 wrote: »

Hi amersall.........:D, hope your well hunni :j:j:j;)XXX

hi di :D am well thanx hope alls well with you:A

amersall

marshallka wrote: »

My son has got a job too now:j.:j:j:j... its only guaranteed for 6 months but at least its a job that is paid:D.... hooooorrayyy:T:T:T:beer::beer::beer:
He has been for a job trial today and after arriving home they rang within an hour.

:cool::cool: really pleased for him, :T ( does he need a pa? i am available):rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: