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chucknorris wrote: »

Maybe that's because it was my wife called a prostitute and not yours or someone elses?

Just checked out your missus, Gena, she doesn't look like the prostitute type I have to say, although she is quite !!!!!!-ish, no offense.

lostinrates

nickmason wrote: »

Shame

(oh b****r, must stress that that too is a joke, and that I'm really regretting not being an anonymous sockpuppet - some people do know where I live!)

LOL.. Careful Nick...careful You're within long car key throwing range....

(for Chuck..thats a joke. I'm happily married and don't swing..these days..but I'm fairly sure nick can guess that, adn won't feel threatened.)

Cleaver

chucknorris wrote: »

Maybe that's because it was my wife called a prostitute and not yours or someone elses?

Just so everyone is in the same boat here:

Listen up all males on this board: your wives are all prostitutes. Including mine. Every single one. We are now all equal, we've all been anonymously insluted by someone you don't know, insulting someone he doesn't know's wife who he also doesn't know.

Shall we move on now?

lostinrates

Cleaver wrote: »

Just so everyone is in the same boat here:

Listen up all males on this board: your wives are all prostitutes. Including mine. Every single one. We are now all equal,

I'm not equal.

Cleaver

lostinrates wrote: »

I'm not equal.

Your wife is a wh*re. And your husband is a gigalo.

Happy now?

fc123

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:##OMG I just read all of this thread.

I don't think I am normal anymore...this is not normal.

lostinrates

Cleaver wrote: »

Your wife is a wh*re. And your husband is a gigalo.

Happy now?

Hmm...I might have been happier if someone just took those damn keys I've been dangling throughout this thread. It was the bath talk wasn't it? I've ruined my own feminine mystique with complaining about the bath.:rolleyes:

lostinrates

fc123 wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:##OMG I just read all of this thread.

I don't think I am normal anymore...this is not normal.

No, your ok, this isn't normal. Don't laugh to much, you'll hurt your sore jaw.;)

Cleaver

lostinrates wrote: »

Hmm...I might have been happier if someone just took those damn keys I've been dangling throughout this thread. It was the bath talk wasn't it? I've ruined my own feminine mystique with complaining about the bath.:rolleyes:

Okay, enough with the flirting. PM me a picture, I'll show it to Mrs C and we'll see about the swinging thning. I've not done it before though, so you'll have to show me the ropes (that sounds like a metaphor).

lostinrates

Cleaver wrote: »

Okay, enough with the flirting. PM me a picture, I'll show it to Mrs C and we'll see about the swinging thning. I've not done it before though, so you'll have to show me the ropes (that sounds like a metaphor).

I already told you...you are ruled out on the first name thing. I'm weird like that. it has to be a name that rolls of the tongue right for me.

But thanks...I feel better now.

I think Chuck probably does too. I have succesfully diverted the sexually insulting stuff from Mrs Chucknorris. She can sleep easy, feeling well defended.