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Lotus-eater

Just read through the entire thread and it cheered me up. Thanks guys!
Some people, ok one person, which I'm not allowed to say, but if I did say it, but I won't, but that one person hasn't got a very good SOH.
And to bring it neatly to the swingers if we are talking about having a GSOH, you need one to swing. So let that be a lesson to you all.

I don't think Mrs Eater has ever charged me in the bedroom, I suspect she might like to and by the minute as well. Being as I am a natural skinflint.........

MrDT

edited as per request (privacy issue).... suffice to say I am an ingenious witch finder general!

chucknorris

Lotus-eater wrote: »

Just read through the entire thread and it cheered me up. Thanks guys!
Some people, ok one person, which I'm not allowed to say, but if I did say it, but I won't, but that one person hasn't got a very good SOH.
And to bring it neatly to the swingers if we are talking about having a GSOH, you need one to swing. So let that be a lesson to you all.

I don't think Mrs Eater has ever charged me in the bedroom, I suspect she might like to and by the minute as well. Being as I am a natural skinflint.........

Look mate I have already said (just a few posts up) that I UNCHARACTORISTICALLY showed a lack of humour, are you suggesting that you have never acted inappropriately?

Someone very close to me died last month and I admit I am guilty of being unreasonable at the moment

Lotus-eater

chucknorris wrote: »

are you suggesting that you have never acted inappropriately?

Of course, but I apologised for that, paid for the window to be repaired, let the women go, promised never to have a cellar again and cut off my little finger. I think that was enough pain without you bringing up the whole thing again.

Sob

scumboss

lol this thread is hilarious. And Chuck I have one picture for you :rotfl:

chucknorris

scumboss wrote: »

lol this thread is hilarious. And Chuck I have one picture for you :rotfl:

I chose the name 'Chuck Norris' not because I think he is tough but because of all the jokes about him, some of which I added in my signature

chucknorris

chucky wrote: »

i'm down here DT if that's where you're going...

what are the initials?

Mr Norris leave it sunshine - you seem a decent guy from your other posts.
Cleaver and Mewbie are the Two Ronnies of the board - they're good guys too.

Thanks Chucky I am guity of going off the rails at the moment due to a family catastrophe, I think maybe I should just leave the internet alone for a while until I have got over it more

MrDT

chucky wrote: »

i'm down here DT if that's where you're going...
what are the initials?

Mr Norris leave it sunshine - you seem a decent guy from your other posts.
Cleaver and Mewbie are the Two Ronnies of the board - they're good guys too.

No chucky, wasn't directed at you, I know who it is and am cutting him a break. Maybe others here will too, so long as the internet warrior stuff ends

PS - Mister Davie Tesco, allegedly.

Cleaver

Chuck, I've read your posts and you seem like a balanced, likeable person who gives a very worthwhile contribution to the forum from what I can see. Sorry you've been through some tough stuff and, again, apologies if I did offend you but I think you do need to take a bit of a step back, read between the lines and take a joke. Don't 'take a break' from the internet, I imagine people enjoy reading your posts.

Sorry to be blunt, but I posted your PM on here because it was threatening, alluded to violence and was, on the whole, quite funny. But whilst I'm not that bothered by it, some people could be very frightened so I don't think it's really on. You stated in another post that you would never dream of reporting something to mods, but maybe you should reconsider this? As I say, you and I may 'cope' with threatening, private messages but others may not be quite so calm about it. Reporting it, in a roundabout way, probably helps it to stop. For what it's worth, I didn't report it.

Blimey, all this from one gag that wasn't even directed at you in the first place. Ahh well, it's still a far better thread than that one about Felixstowe Docks (I've heard they are in trouble by the way).

Right, gotta go - I have a date with the cashpoint and ad0898's wife.

(just couldn't let it lie)

bluey890

Cleaver wrote: »

Right, gotta go - I have a date with the cashpoint and ad0898's wife.

If money is an issue, you could try sleeping with your missus. MrsC is extraordinarily cheap.

Right, gotta go - mewbies wife doesn't like to be left waiting.