A Payment a Day Part 3

moneymagic

Silly Halifax is not letting me send payments :mad::mad:

But got paid today so rounded down current account and a wee bit more

So PAD = £24.46 [well..it will be when I get this internet banking malarkey to work!!!!)

MM xx

moneymaker2

Hi All,

Better get used to me over the next few days clogging up the site cause I have been signed off work for the week. Stupid Bronchitis!!!
So far £1.72 to the Milan fund.
Some money has gone back into my paypal account today. Not much only about £3.00 so I will transfer that later.

Hope you are all feeling a little better than me.

Greenbynature

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.
The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's an ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been
sober since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

abra_cadabra

It's a pad of £12.00 for me today - £7 to cc and £5 to savings.

Can't believe it's the May already :eek:

Congrats FaL on your weight-loss :j You mightn't think 4lb seems a lot (even though it is!), but it's much better off than on - and remember, that's 8 blocks worth of butter

Happy Padding :hello:

LondonAndy

Wicked news Hopeful !! Thanks so much for being the April totaliser! We love you.

£5.27 for me to the Capital Uno

Loving me cheeky day off. Sorry dieters but I am off to get a BigMac meal to cure my mini hangover

Well done on the 4lbs FAL, get well soon Moneymaker.

I am off to see Pink at the O2 arena later - should be fun

Great debt bustin news on the thread again.

Oh, my news is that I have the sniffles. Really worried it might be swine flu so I called the NHS helpline....all I got was crackling.

LOL :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Greenbynature

Blimey turn my back for abit and theres 3 pages to read!!!:eek:

Congrats to hopeful on pregnancy well done you (and hubby of course:D)

And big congrats and well done to all those who've paid a debt off - sorry forgot everyone's name



Especially for Terri well done on the 4lbs :T

Well yesterday was interesting - the !!!!!!s took 5 and a half test tubes of blood off me so wasn't happy :rotfl:also got weighed and I've put on over half a stone since I packed in smoking so am seriously peed off!!!!! and my waist has spread by an extra 2 inches!!
My baby came home yesterday from Barcelona - he loved it - he was home 5 mins before he started arguing with DS3 :rolleyes: so peace shattered! and guess what he bought me??? a big box of choc's :rotfl:

Pad today is £1 to cap1 cc have got a load of DD's coming out today and next week so have to be careful!

Thanks Hopeful for April's totalling and good luck to Terri for May's totals

£1

angelicmary85

Green makes me laugh with the random jokes so here's one of my own to say thank you!!


Maybe the Best Blonde Joke Ever!

Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?'

The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.'

Greenbynature

LondonAndy wrote: »

Oh, my news is that I have the sniffles. Really worried it might be swine flu so I called the NHS helpline....all I got was crackling.

LOL :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Andy that is just shocking!!! :eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Well done on your debt total by the way just noticed how much it's come down!! :T

angelicmary85

A husband is at home watching a
football game when his wife interrupts,

darling,
could you fix the light in the hallway?
It's been flickering for weeks now

he looks at her and says angrily,
fix the lights now?
Does it look like i have united utilities written on my forehead?
I don't think so.

Then the wife asks,
well then, could you fix the fridge door?
It won't close properly

to which he replied,
fix the fridge door?
Does it look like i have frigidaire
written on my forehead?
I don't think so

fine, she says
then you could at least fix the steps
to the front door?
They are about to break

i'm not a carpenter and i don't
want to fix steps
he says, does it look like i have
cubbys written on my forehead?
I don't think so
i've had enough of this.
I'm going to the pub!!!!

So he goes to the pub and drinks for a
couple of hours he starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides
to go home.

As he walks into the house he notices
that the steps are already fixed.

As he enters the house , he sees the
hall light is working.

As he goes to get a beer, he notices
the fridge door is fixed.

Honey, he asks, how'd all this get fixed?
She said, well, when you left i sat
outside and cried.

Just then a nice young man asked me
what was wrong, and i told him.

He offered to do all the repairs,
and all i had to do was either
go to bed with him or bake a cake.

He said,
so what kind of cake did you bake?

She replied,
hellooooo..
Do you see delia smith written
on my forehead?
I don't think so!

Greenbynature

angelicmary85 wrote: »

Green makes me laugh with the random jokes so here's one of my own to say thank you!!


Maybe the Best Blonde Joke Ever!

Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?'

The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.'

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: