The Compers Inn - Part 15

jenniwren12

NoNameWoman wrote: »

yayyyy:j :j Sorry afternoon

I won Simple face creams :T :T Thank you so much Martin's Doll and Cheeky Chicken. I was so in need of face creams and this came just in time x
I suppose few more of us will get it since it was the first 500 to register?
Hope everyone is fine

Jenni just logged in to fb, the photo is adorable hun, I will create an account a bit later to vote but it is absolutely cute.

Thanks Noname. Its really appreciated, I got some of those simple face creams too! :j

NoNameWoman

jenniwren12 wrote: »

Thanks Noname. Its really appreciated, I got some of those simple face creams too! :j

Done aww how cute. Well done on your win too.

Just bought OH a massive chocolate cake with layers of chocolate sauce and fresh strawberries/double cream instead of the chocolates I had .

I need a lot of caffeine...xx Mondays!!!!! had a salmon sandwich all day but not really hungry anymore...comping for half an hour then off to study. I can't believe I have to study when the summer comes :eek: better try and finish earlier...

NoNameWoman

Just found I won one year free broadband and a BT vision film/tv backage in my junk :eek:

melvis

Well Done NNW :T:T:T I Heart The Barlow :j:j:j

Splodz

Wow well done noname! :):):) And to all those who had smellies/creams delivered today. Not me. So still on the losers sofa. Oh well!

Juliepink26

wo well done great prize

Juliepink26

Yeah hang on...

clicky

Here it is!!!!
I remember entering !!lol

NoNameWoman

OMG I am losing the plot :eek: :eek: :eek: so I have a Bt broardband free for a year now and what is BT vision/film package??? is it access to loads of films??? Sorry guys I am seriously confused ..

Juliepink26

http://www.btvision.bt.com/viewing-packages/




I just checking my emails and this one made me smile..



The Good Husband



Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party.
Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol
at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the
party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something
wrong.



Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he
sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side
table. And, next to them, a single red rose !! Jack sits up and sees
his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house



He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on
the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a
kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the
stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner
tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"



He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.
His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son..
what happened last night?"



"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind.
You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the
hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order

and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??
"
His son replies, "Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when

she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone !!!!!, I'm married!!"

toniq

well done noname xxxxxx