The revenge of the stripey socks - a DFW adventure

Pippilongstocking

Piquant wrote: »

I've got a sturdy German vacuum, would be excellent at removing cellulite and might make me look a bit like Helga in 'allo 'allo.... I'd have no problems at work, if I looked like that coupled with the uniform and accent....putty in my hands....

Went off to google Helga - lol

Nice to see lifes back to normal here - Piq can't decide if I'd be really terrified of you if I met you OR really really terrified...........:rotfl:

Didn't go for the liposuction in the end, forgot to charge the dyson.........maybe tomorrow. Got about a stone and a half (gulp) to suck off somehow - roll on field work then I get paid to exercise.

Naked cleaners might be all very well - but if you met my lovely cleaner lady - you won't relish the image I now have in my head - not my fault - I specified Male applicants but just didn't get any.

Twas a beautiful day here today - walked around the field with the muts at lunchtime to check out one of my plots - all good. Sun shining so beautiful.

Just worked out I have approximately 98,800 willows in my care.

Thats alot of responsibility for a girl.

Piquant_2

I'm not scary! Just a woman trying to get by! Problem is, I'm too used to being on my own, and have become very independent. Also too mature to pretend to be anyone other than who I am

Kittikins

That's a lot of canes for Mistresses Piq and Kittikins, tee hee!

Came home to discover that my roof is leaking again, my dad's patch up job for my missing slate hasn't held

Can I buy your campervan off you Fay, think I need something warm and dry to live in, lol

Pippilongstocking

Piquant wrote: »

I'm not scary! Just a woman trying to get by! Problem is, I'm too used to being on my own, and have become very independent. Also too mature to pretend to be anyone other than who I am

Hee hee _ I was only teasing - I get told that alot - the scary independant thing! And use that same exact comment!!!!


I am just very very scared of your crop!!

Pippilongstocking

Kittikins wrote: »

That's a lot of canes for Mistresses Piq and Kittikins, tee hee!

Came home to discover that my roof is leaking again, my dad's patch up job for my missing slate hasn't held

Can I buy your campervan off you Fay, think I need something warm and dry to live in, lol

Poor you - you can borrow it but to be honest for the MPG I get you'd be better to fix your roof!!:rotfl:

Piquant_2

fayjmck wrote: »

I am just very very scared of your crop!!

Wish the horse was!:rolleyes:

Kittikins

and the drive down to Brighton might cost a bob or two....*sigh* suppose I need to call the builder tomorrow then

Pippilongstocking

Goes off to google brighton - I mean you lot - yesterday it was Hampshire - today its Brighton - I must get better at my english geography so i can come visit you all in the summer.

Pippilongstocking

Blimey you live at the other end of the universe to me.

I bet you have tree's and flowers and leaves on things. Sulking now.

MrsAudus2b

Oh I am loving all the receipes Fay! I have just been very naughty and had a wispa bar! Was very yummy
xxx