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mower5

Subways in my town has the great business plan to stay open till 3am on 3 nights per week & 1am for the rest of the week. This is to cater to the vomiting, pi$$ing in alleys & fighting all comers heros who lap up vodka shots and cocaine in the local nightclub. Extra litter, violence and vomit for all Yum Yum Yum

mewbie_2

John_Brown wrote: »

Subway is fresh, made in front of you, not yesterdays krap like in some of those "old" sandwich shops.

It's a brand. It's a franchise. It's !!!!!! for sheeple.

John_Brown_4

mewbie wrote: »

It's a brand. It's a franchise. It's !!!!!! for sheeple.

So, make your own & carry a little sandwich box around town with you?

mewbie_2

John_Brown wrote: »

So, make your own & carry a little sandwich box around town with you?

No way, that's too MSE. Bovine Sphincter and a McSlurry for me. Baguettes are for losers.

John_Brown_4

mewbie wrote: »

No way, that's too MSE. Bovine Sphincter and a McSlurry for me. Baguettes are for losers.

LOL, you got to try it before you dis it.

Cleaver

John_Brown wrote: »

Subway is fresh, made in front of you, not yesterdays krap like in some of those "old" sandwich shops.

I always tend to imagine that the meat used in Subway sandwiches is the souls, ear wax and dried skin from previous employees melded together into meat shaped items. They heat it in their oven which is linked directly to the gates of hell.

In fact, hell is probably a continual Subway queue, where 'sandwich artists' fire continual sandwich, salad and meat related questions at you. On the few times I've had the utter misfortune to eat there I had to resist the temptation to grab the 12 year old by the face and yell "ARE YOU MAKING THIS FU*KING SANDWICH OR ME?".

One day we will wake up and every single retail outlet, in the whole world, will be Subway.

I'm not keen on the place.

For the love of sweet Jesus on a bicycle, use your local sandwich shop and tell them you love them.

mewbie_2

Cleaver wrote: »

Usual blend of stuff, with a tasty filling

I love Cleaver. I enjoy and relate to his sarcasm, bitterness and wit in the same way I imagine balanced people feel when they hear Barack Obama speak.

Cleaver

mower5 wrote: »

Subways in my town has the great business plan to stay open till 3am on 3 nights per week & 1am for the rest of the week. This is to cater to the vomiting, pi$$ing in alleys & fighting all comers heros who lap up vodka shots and cocaine in the local nightclub. Extra litter, violence and vomit for all Yum Yum Yum

Question is, can I get that whole package as a meal deal?

mewbie_2

mower5 wrote: »

Subways in my town has the great business plan to stay open till 3am on 3 nights per week & 1am for the rest of the week. This is to cater to the vomiting, pi$$ing in alleys & fighting all comers heros who lap up vodka shots and cocaine in the local nightclub. Extra litter, violence and vomit for all Yum Yum Yum

It makes no sense to me. After a night of boozing then a curry or a kebab yeah sure. But mincing into the nearest subprime subway outlet and ordering a tuna baguette with extra salad just doesn't seem the thing somehow. Unless you act tough and say something like "yeah put in lots of red cabbage mate".

Brian_Bullocks

mewbie wrote: »

Unless you act tough and say something like "yeah put in lots of red cabbage mate".

If you were going to be the "hard boy", you would not order "lots of red cabbage", it would be extra jalapeno's in a Subway, then go to a 24hour Asda to buy extra soft toilet paper