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Sub Prime Credit Thread Part II

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  • oceanscape
    oceanscape Posts: 392 Forumite
    What are the best mainstream cards that tend to be quite generous? I know FlyBe is one, are there any others like that? Thanks!
  • claire6hy
    claire6hy Posts: 967 Forumite
    accessory card?
    THANK MEEE:j
  • PROLIANT
    PROLIANT Posts: 6,396 Forumite
    1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    never-in-doubt wrote: »
    I'm about 3yrs into my relationship, I started to get erection problems.

    The girlfriend and I have differing idea's as to what to do.... she bought me some Viagra








    - I bought the fat cow a treadmill.....
    very funny NID :rotfl:
    Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want? This is a simple question of evolution. The day is quickly coming when every knee will bow down to a silicon fist, and you will all beg your binary gods for mercy.
  • never-in-doubt
    never-in-doubt Posts: 20,613 Forumite
    PROLIANT wrote: »
    very funny NID :rotfl:

    What is the difference between Newcastle and a tea bag?

    The tea bag stays in the cup longer!

    A Mackem walks into a Geordie pub.

    "Who wants to hear a joke about Alan Shearer?"

    A tall man rises and says: "Listen, man, I'm 6 foot 3, weighing in at 90 kilos."

    Then he points at the man in the Newcastle shirt to his left.

    "And my mate Tommy here is even 6 foot 6 with more than 100 kilos."

    And, pointing at another tall man in full Newcastle United outfit, he adds:

    "That bloke over there named Stevie is a former youth boxing champion. See, you're outnumbered, 3 against 1 - So, do you still want to tell your joke?"

    The Mackem replied: "Well, no. Because I don't like to explain the same joke three times..." :rotfl:

    :silenced:
    :o 2010 - year of the troll :o

    Niddy - Over & Out :wave:
  • never-in-doubt
    never-in-doubt Posts: 20,613 Forumite
    shall we do another viagra joke?
    An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many do you want?"

    The man answered, "Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one in four pieces."

    The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."

    The elderly gentleman said, "That's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore. I am over 80 years old..........

    I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pish on my shoes anymore." :rotfl:
    :o 2010 - year of the troll :o

    Niddy - Over & Out :wave:
  • PROLIANT
    PROLIANT Posts: 6,396 Forumite
    1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Nice one, you been smoking tac again? :confused:
    Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want? This is a simple question of evolution. The day is quickly coming when every knee will bow down to a silicon fist, and you will all beg your binary gods for mercy.
  • never-in-doubt
    never-in-doubt Posts: 20,613 Forumite
    PROLIANT wrote: »
    Nice one, you been smoking tac again? :confused:

    Haha what makes you think that? I'm a good lad me..... :think:

    Is Mr P partial to any vices then.....:silenced:
    :o 2010 - year of the troll :o

    Niddy - Over & Out :wave:
  • cifpower
    cifpower Posts: 6,502 Forumite
    I always miss everyone
  • never-in-doubt
    never-in-doubt Posts: 20,613 Forumite
    cifpower wrote: »
    I always miss everyone

    i'd be swapping deodorant for Lynx (tiger effect) :confused:

    thumb2_background_BULLETTVC_610_343.jpg
    :o 2010 - year of the troll :o

    Niddy - Over & Out :wave:
  • cifpower
    cifpower Posts: 6,502 Forumite
    Lynx? Can't stand the stuff. Tramp juice.
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