Aftermath chez Wol2 –moving forwards after the flood

ZTD

Alternatively, try a metal plate with a plastic drinking bowl in it. Rat bends down to drink and notices the live wire in the water an instant before the lights go out....

ZTD

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

its pointless mentioning councils in the same year let alone in the same post:rotfl:

All council vans have a calendar rather than a speedo...

shaun40400

ZTD wrote: »

Alternatively, try a metal plate with a plastic drinking bowl in it. Rat bends down to drink and notices the live wire in the water an instant before the lights go out....

and half of the uk has a black out:o
do you have a local TAunit you could call out
they would be glad to go out on exercise
they could set up a forward command base in your bedroom,
send in the sas to lazer the rat and call in either an air strike or artillery from miles away
boom boom boom (sounds like baldricks war poem...lol) no more mister rat

Wol2

Words fail me :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Sorry guys.....hoped to be a b8it more constructive tonight...but funeral fast approaching and have and long (nice) chat tonight "reminiscing" with old school pal......but still hurts and makes me sad.....ooops Wol has opened (and drunk) ....une bouteille.....
xx

beanielou

Never mind Wol~Hope you are on the up & up soon once the funeral is over.
Take lots of care hun xxx

GunJack

Wol...a bit of plonk won't do you any harm under the circumstances...hang in there, try and chill prior to Tuesday, and like I said, sometimes havin' a bloody good cry works wonders...thinking of you in this difficult time

Numpty_Monkey

Must be time for new Grinny of the weeeeek:D

Karmacat

Wol, I hope it goes okay. My brother in law's funeral last month was incredibly difficult to face, and most of us were crying our eyes out, but once it was over, it was fine ... speaking to people, enjoying their company, reminiscing about my brother in law, looking at the pictures of him that had been set up, reading the cards and emails everyone had sent, it was a wonderful summary of his life.

Lots of hugs.

ZTD

Karmacat wrote: »

Wol, I hope it goes okay. My brother in law's funeral last month was incredibly difficult to face, and most of us were crying our eyes out, but once it was over, it was fine ... speaking to people, enjoying their company, reminiscing about my brother in law, looking at the pictures of him that had been set up, reading the cards and emails everyone had sent, it was a wonderful summary of his life.

That is what funerals are for: They aren't for the dead, because they're dead - they're to heal the living.

:grouphug: for you both.

Horace

Wol - do you have a garden fork with pointy and sharp prongs - use that to turn over your compost and don't put food in it e.g. eggshells, veg peelings - yummy things that attract rats. Put a notice up in the corner shop say that you are looking to employ someone with a couple of terriers so that they can despatch said rodent - jack russells are particularly good at this because they are small and mean and ratlike:eek: