Aftermath chez Wol2 –moving forwards after the flood

Numpty_Monkey

Maybe they might find the bit that flew off your strimmer

Give Poor a hug and kiss from me :A


Thank you hun for the last week or so :A
probably see you in a few days;) if nothing goes oink:eek:

Wol2

Have thermometer.......currently reading 38...slighty elevated....cervical lymph nodes swollen tonight..teeth aching.....but good news is no sore throat :j:j

Hopefully ..tomorrow we will know for sure..._pale__pale_

Numpty_Monkey

That sounds like me on a good day

Have I got a cervical lymph nodes swollen :eek::eek:

I thought they were lady bits:o:cool:

Horace

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

That sounds like me on a good day

Have I got a cervical lymph nodes swollen :eek::eek:

I thought they were lady bits:o:cool:

They are lady bits - you will have dangly bits on the outside that do the same job:eek:

Hope you feel better soon Wol - I don't think I will be visiting for a while as I don't want the spam flu ta very much:eek:

Numpty_Monkey

I got the big cheap coffee jar thing:D
Seeing if GPB can update ticket CB:rolleyes:

Dandelions seem to be not to happy up here:eek:
I will get some;).............................maybe

Wol2

Hate to be a killjoy as conversation was getting interesting :cool:..but cervical lynph nodes are actually the ones in your neck ..and mine are up as my ears (or bits associated with said lugholes...) are definitely unhappy

Anyhow I am obviousy not infected with spam :j:T:T...as otherwise today I wouldn;t be able to post

Don't worry about dandelions Numpty...plenty emerging down here which when mixed in with your prolific weeds :cool: ....will make very nice tasty dins for guineas

See you soon Hun
Achoowheeeekk!
:cool::D
xxx

Horace

I knew that the cervical lymph nodes where behind ones lugholes - I did Human Biology A level at school:cool: I thought that I would move them:rotfl:

Anyway Wol I was wondering in fact a few of us on the troll thread were wondering when you were going to put up more totty pics up - you had Numpty working and we were hoping that he is classed as totty:D

Anyway, I have just had the most gorgeous man in my flat (why are all the dishy ones gay?) - he came around for tea and tart and went away stuffed and bearing gifts plus a tip for a really decent pub near Worcester.

So tea tonight has been tart and a few grapes.

Hope you feel better soon and am pleased that you havent got spam flu or piggy flu.

Wol2

Horace wrote: »

I knew that the cervical lymph nodes where behind ones lugholes - I did Human Biology A level at school:cool: I thought that I would move them:rotfl:

Atta girl Horace...first lesson in business is rules were made to be broken :rotfl:
P.S. I likes the bit about dangly bits :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Anyway Wol I was wondering in fact a few of us on the troll thread were wondering when you were going to put up more totty pics up - you had Numpty working and we were hoping that he is classed as totty:D

Mmmmmmm...I tried.......but he is shy ...........:rotfl:

Anyway, I have just had the most gorgeous man in my flat (why are all the dishy ones gay?) - ooh Horace, that's tough...so sorry Hun..comiserations ..:grouphug::EasterBun

he came around for tea and tart and went away stuffed and bearing gifts plus a tip for a really decent pub near Worcester.

You;r e too kind my dear :A:A:A

So tea tonight has been tart (surely not your visitor :rotfl::rotfl: )......and a few grapes.

Hope you feel better soon and am pleased that you havent got spam flu or piggy flu.

:kisses3:

Hi Horace Hun..:hello::hello:.Really glad to hear you;re recovering from your recent ordeal.

Ummm....Softly softly catchee and all that .;)....


xxxx

GunJack

Ey up Wol and gang

phew...you ain't half been busy lately, took me ages to catch up with it all...serves me right for online zombie-killing instead of MSE'ing for a while

Take it easy, catch ya's all soon :wave:

Horace

GJ - is online zombie killing like playing Be a Tycoon on Facebook? According to BAT - I am a trillionaire - I only wish that were true in real life:rolleyes:

Its a pity that Numpty is too shy Wol - I would have thought that you could have taken at least one sneaky piccie:rolleyes:

I was wondering how I go about giving business advice to people - I am starting to think that I should get paid for it. Yesterday I gave some advice to a fellow wedding planner about the art of negotiation and about keeping some of the discounts received from suppliers, only a fool would give away all their profits. This poor girl has admitted that she has no negotiation skills whatsoever and admitted that she has paid £800 + VAT for a tiny advert in a wedding guide for 12 months:eek: My deal for a quarter page ad in the next three issues of a posh mag (its a bi monthly mag) for £285.14 is a far better deal (thank god I have the sense to ask for early payment discounts).

In true MSE style I am starting to view household implements in a new light - on Sunday I was forced to take up drumming and used the handle of my mop to bang on the floor - we have yet more inconsiderate neighbours who decided to turn their flat into a basketball court with a ball bouncing off the ceiling and the walls constantly, the drumming made them cease until they put their telly on full blast which meant more drumming from me - in the end I was too lazy to leave my bed and drummed from there instead:rotfl: I am getting quite good at drumming if I say so myself:rotfl: Now do you think I should learn a musical instrument like the tuba or would that take up too much puff?

Hope all is well with you Wol and that you are feeling better - has Numpty appeared yet?