A Payment a Day Part 2!

Double_Trouble

Fag_ash_lil wrote: »

No clues as such ...... although DT did say that hubby was a " mystery man " but i'm not sure if that was meant to be a clue ..... So i guessed " mystery shopper " , but was wrong ....

Fermi - Thanks for moving us back ....

thevinternet - Very sorry to hear about your aunt ...

Double Trouble - He couldn't be a part time farmer could he ? ...

terri x

Sorry mum of three monkies not a vet or nurse.:T

Mystery man was not a clue I can't think who it was maybe Hopeful referred to me as being mysterious when I said about getting paid every 3 months and going to Uganda so I was really referring to that when I said he was a mystery man.

Not a farmer either terri.:D

Just realised I have not done my PAD off to check bank account.

Nice to be back where we belong thaks fermi:T
Won an easter egg in a raffle on Thursday just scoffed the lot:o:EasterBun

DTxx

kitty66

i just want to share i'm chuffed

i won £16 on gala bingo :j first time i've won at bingo but for some reason it won't let withdraw the money :mad: i will try again later.

this will go in the tin when i get it.

Greenbynature

A farmer goes out to his field one morning only to find all his Cows frozen solid.
As far as the eye can see are cows, motionless like statues.

It had been a cold night, but he'd never thought anything like this would happen.

The realisation of the situation then dawned on him. With his entire livestock gone, how would he make ends meet? How would he feed his wife and kids? How would he pay the mortgage? He sat with his head in his hands, trying to come to terms with his impending poverty.
Just then, an elderly woman walked by, "What's the
matter?" asked the old lady. The farmer gestured toward the frozen cows and explained his predicament to the woman.
Without hesitation the old woman smiled and began to rub one of the cows noses. After a few seconds the cow began to twitch and was soon back to normal and chewing the cud. One by one the old woman defrosted the cows until the whole field was full of healthy animals.


The farmer was delighted and asked the woman what she wanted as a repayment for her deed.
She declined his offer and walked off across the field.



A passer-by who had witnessed the whole thing approached the farmer.
"You know who that was don't you?" asked the passer-by.

"No" said the farmer "who?"
"That was Thora Hird."

Greenbynature

Well done on the bingo win Kitty

Double_Trouble

Well done on the bingo kitty I won on Gala this week and my transfer seems to be going through but it hasn't reached my bank yet.

Like the joke greenbynature:rotfl:

Finally made my PAD

£19.93 to the blue Elise fund

DTxx

kitty66

Greenbynature wrote: »

Well done on the bingo win Kitty

thanks

kitty

kitty66

Double_Trouble wrote: »

Well done on the bingo kitty I won on Gala this week and my transfer seems to be going through but it hasn't reached my bank yet.

thanks i been able to transfer £10 just got to wait for reach my bank account.

kitty

Fag_ash_lil

Drinkie poos anyone ! ? or nibbles ?

Great joke Greenbynature !

Kitty - well done on your bingo win ...

terri x

Fag_ash_lil

Greenbynature how come you are not at the other halfs tonight ?

terri x

Greenbynature

Cheers Terri