It's not rocket science, so why don't I get it?

Pippilongstocking

Blast I should have weighed myself before lunch - will check in later on

Good for you with the dress


Argh about the bricks and the exhaust................houses and cars - eat money.

lucielle

Building work sounds very scary.
L

hampsterpoo

no eyed dear :rudolf: what you've been up to but as you had no power it could be a sign that you were busy gardening.

lucielle

Would that be more bush trimming, Hamster?
L

haleygrey

well not only is Hampster in suspenders about what you did over the weekend - I am too!. It sounds very intriguing, are you going to put us all out of our misery or just be Mme Dom and keep us on tenterhooks and dangling (hampster more than me):rotfl:

Pippilongstocking

hampsterpoo wrote: »

just back from stripey socks madhouse :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

anyway I was hoping for a captian [strike]calamity[/strike] erm adventure ,,,,,,,,,,,tidying/trimming tale:rolleyes: (gardening of course ) :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ,,,,,,,,,,or a date story !!! to cheer me up ,,,,,,,,:rolleyes:

Who has this madhouse that he talks off

And please Piq what fun and nonsense have you been upto - begs rather meekly rather than full on grovelling squirmy begging

haleygrey

fayjmck wrote: »

Who has this madhouse that he talks off

a small hobbit with stripey socks and plaits who talks to trees! and obviously animals considering the way she hypnotises them and gets them into the freezer!

Piquant_2

Won't be around much today, have stuff to do for work, gets in the way of real life sometimes....

Weekend shananigans

The Captain was asked to be older sensible horse for some youngsters who have the opportunity to be police horses!! So proud.... It meant he had to lead them (with me on board) through scary things to show them the things weren't really scary at all! So we marched past a herd of cows, obviously potential Sergeant horses will need to be able to round up rioting cows. We then marched past some boy scouts waving flags, again huge rabble potential! The Captain didn't bother with such trivialities! However, the cadets were creating quite a fuss further back in the parade, an awful lot of snorting, farting and going backwards, worrying if all the police force do this in training.

Finally we had to go round a large bonfire at least three cadets took off at this point. Afterwards the cadets marched past the Captain, who stood to attention basking in the esteem and admiration the cadets hold him in! The horse is a born show off! loves the attention!

Think I will have to get him a police captain's browband...

Pippilongstocking

:rotfl:

Bless the captain x

The_Golden_Goose

Oh what a good boy he is.

So brave.

I think he should be promoted to Inspector or some other high ranking officer - perhaps Chief Hay Inspector?!