Sealed Pot Challenge 2 "The Return"

Little_Chicken

theunknownstuntman wrote: »

Noooooooooo save me from that!!! I've got Bones on.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:I must remove my teeny brain from the gutter :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

theunknownstuntman

Little_Chicken wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:I must remove my teeny brain from the gutter :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

no, my ex used to watch SATC! it brings back bad memories!! i like Bones, its a sharp drama. i shall be a gent and ignore your smutty humor!!! lol

In_Search_Of_Me

popping in...3 in mine yesterday...not as full as I would like...must start using cash more as tend to spend less than when I use cards!!

sparky0107

Morning luckycharlie,
Well I've got to say DW came home from work last night and gave me the £5'er back saying she didn't need it! Gobsmacked doesn't even describe it lol. So I put the note into the sealed pot (seeing as how DW will be deciding what happens to the contents lol)

:hello: HI Sparky you're safe I'm definitely not your wife my DH can't afford to save he's married to me:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Rosepink1984,
Have you ever considered doing SAS training? :think: That way as you pass bus stops in your car, if you spot any road change, you could open the door, roll out & scoop the change up as you go by (just a thought lol :rotfl: )

Morning stunty,
Got to agree on the SATC thing , with my ex girlfriend it was soap opera's, used to drive me crazy :huh: , from Australian rubbish at 5pm up to BBC rubbish until 8pm :eek: , is it any wonder I turned to drink lol :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

sparky0107

Morning everyone,
Hers's an e-mail I received in work, hope you enjoy

Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get
through to enquiries, can you help?".
Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".
Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".
Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours".

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Samsung Electronics
Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking
about".
Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly
states
that I need to unplug the fax machine from
the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"
Operator: "I think you mean the telephone point on the wall".

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RAC Motoring Services
Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am
travelling in Australia?"
Operator: " Doesn't the product give you a clue?"

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Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France):
"If I register my car in France, do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?"

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Directory Enquiries
Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in
Cardiff please".
Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling
correct?"
Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar
but
the 'B' fell off".

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Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?"
Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in
Scotland".

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On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator:

"I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on".

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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop".
Customer: "OK".
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?".
Customer: "No".
Tech Support: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No".
Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until
this point?".
Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote
'click'".

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Tech Support: "OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen,
can
you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"

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mickey_mouse

Goooooooooood Morning:D

10p in road kill yesterday -how excited was I:D I also got a free bag of chips but decided not to feed those to Rasher:rotfl: Put in about 54p in pot last night


Have a good day everyone:D

phantom9999

I have my very small piggy almost full! Even better OH has said I can have all his spare change up to 50ps for my collection!!!!

frenchconnection200

luckycharlie wrote: »

sparky0107 wrote: »

Frenchconnection200 I have wondered this as well I can just picture the

2nd December and all of us in the bank:rotfl:

By December there will be a national alert due to a shortage of change!!

[Deleted User]

Morning,

75p added this morning and various other bits of shrapnel over the last couple of days.

Tea
x

luckycharlie

:hello: Hi Everyone .

I would love to take the change out of my tin but then I want the surprise of counting it in December

I can relate to that Sparky One day when my computer broke DS was at work and somehow managed to take control of it. He told me he could see the screen so I waved and asked if he could see me. He was soooo embarrassed cos everyone in the office laughed Mind you I have also phoned my son to tell him I was lost and asked where was I ,told him in a country lane by a white house. I'm not stupid though honest.x