Icesave Veterans Association

amistupid

Or more famously

Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery

harrowing_3

Yes, too true: and also sometimes if you get a raise your expenses go up cos suddenly you can afford to send you kids to private school (for example) ! (No, I've not yet had that dilemma....)

amistupid

Finally

The first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do you

amistupid

Charles Dickens goes into a bar and orders a martini.
The barman says,"Olive or twist"

Wolf_Man

[IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/Wolf/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-2.jpg[/IMG]An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist said, 'Hello, sir. Can you please tell me why you're here to see the doctor today?'

'There's something wrong with my !!!!!!,' he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'

'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The receptionist replied, 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, sir?'

'I can't !!!! out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose

harrowing_3

...amistupid, I couldn't find the "thumbs" down button or GROAN icon

harrowing_3

Wolfy think you needed to click once more on your google picture before copying-and-pasting. I've done that !

amistupid

Not all gloom and doom
1133 - India 155-6 - STUMPS
India close on 155-6 - still 161 runs behind.

Ps Do you think Steve Herrmison is German

harrowing_3

Probably, and certainly Andrew STRAUSS, a descendant of Johann....
Didn't they do well ?!

amistupid

Just one more Dickens quote
Picture the first Mrs Amistupid at the alter saying "I Do"

“With affection beaming out of one eye, and calculation shining out of the other.” :rotfl: