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harrowing_3

amistupid wrote: »

Ms Jolie was terribly fit
Her partner the handsome Brad Pitt
She picked gorgeous men
again and again
but her T shirt picking was sh*t! :rotfl:

:rotfl: fortune doesn't always favour the brave, knew you'd be up to the cutting limerick !

amistupid

You wanted one of me

amistupid

harrowing wrote: »

After all this debauchery, I want to show myself in the best possible position:

http://photofunia.com/

Does her vest need ironing or are you suffering from premature wrinkling?

Just as well you positioned yourself centrally. A few inches either way and you would have appeared to have a nasty boil in the middle of your forehead :rotfl:

harrowing_3

LOL! I can only imagine one kind of premature anything in the context of Ms Jolie.

Ha, ha - boil now! OK, you win - lucky escape, wouldn't wish to disappoint her with a big boil .....

harrowing_3

Hey, when Suesie comes in to serve those classy drinks, do you think she'll first chuck out the dirty old men languishing here?

amistupid

As you're aussie sis would say
"You're joking cobber, chucked out the water hole, when you're as dry as a dead dingo's donger!"

harrowing_3

Oh well, let's hope it's not the landlady's night off...


Although my sis has defo picked up the accent after 17 years "down under" (ooh matron), the only aussie expresion she seems to splash around is "heaps" !

amistupid

As dry as a pommie's bath mat.

amistupid

harrowing wrote: »

http://photofunia.com/

If she were mine, I'd have made sure she'd cut the grass before lounging about. Get a grip Brad. :rotfl:

harrowing_3

I don't have any problem with her lawn...;)

Are you trying to make sure no-one misses Harrowing looking hot under the collar, ha, ha - geddit ?