Icesave Veterans Association

Implicateorder

harrowing wrote: »

Evening all, we went to see the Oxford Street/Regent Street Christmas lights. My they were impressive, but before any Lancashire lads or lasses complain, yes I'm sure they're not a patch on Blackpool's !

Did you know that London is so busy that we even get Pavement Rage ?!!! :eek: :rotfl:

By the way, I have a very dirty limerick to share, but would the ladies complain ?

Just warn us when you are about to share it and we will avert our eyes....:rolleyes:

fscs_2

IS THERE NO LIMIT TO THE SKILLS OF THE FSA........:T

The British Retail Consortium said supermarkets across England, Scotland and Wales had withdrawn from sale "the very small proportion" of Irish pork they had in stock, following advice from the FSA.

:eek:

harrowing_3

Implicateorder wrote: »

Just warn us when you are about to share it and we will avert our eyes....:rolleyes:

Avert eyes now.

There was a young lady from Crewe
who certainly liked to screw
she lifted her skirt
said "Fill me up, Kurt!"
so he did - and so did friend Stu.....

P.S She wasn't interested in Icesave deposits....

amistupid

Moaning all

Opening accounts is a chore
Proof of ID such a bore
but Sperm bank UK
take deposits same day
Quick shake of the hand nothing more.

harrowing_3

:T well done amistupid you managed to combine smut with some relevance to savings, unlike me

amistupid

Bradford and Bingley in Spain!
Everyone's changing their name
Then Kaupthing went Dutch
but a name change too much
If Scottish Widow got married again.

amistupid

harrowing wrote: »

:T well done amistupid you managed to combine smut with some relevance to savings, unlike me

Sorry it was a typo should have been Spurn Bank UK my edit button won't work

harrowing_3

I sent your excellent 1st Limerick to my sis in Australia, and her reply was spot on!

There once was a boy from Cov,
In sending emails, was no bov.
He should do some work,
& not be a jerk
Or else he’ll be living in Pov !

harrowing_3

After all this debauchery, I want to show myself in the best possible position:

http://photofunia.com/

amistupid

Ms Jolie was terribly fit
Her partner the handsome Brad Pitt
She picked gorgeous men
again and again
but her T shirt picking was sh*t! :rotfl: