Icesave Veterans Association

amistupid

amistupid wrote: »

Careful of any coconut husks, had a terrilble sexual mishap on a coconut mat.

Like vigorously rubbing your jewel bag with a raffia place mat. :eek:

harrowing_3

amistupid wrote: »

Like vigorously rubbing your jewel bag with a raffia place mat. :eek:

You certainly know how to keep yourself entertained at exotic Hotels don't you? Are the p*rn channels too expensive? :rotfl:

amistupid

harrowing wrote: »

profanisaurus has kicked in ami !

Sorry wandered off into Paul Merton mode. Sounded like an over officious gladiator entering the arena.

harrowing_3

amistupid wrote: »

Sorry wandered off into Paul Merton mode. Sounded like an over officious gladiator entering the arena.

Yeah, perhaps too much IVA is deterimental to mental health? :eek:

Actually, pretty funny on 2nd reading, can now see the prehistoric profanisauris giving you a good kicking....

harrowing_3

so what type of willow was she?

amistupid

amistupid wrote: »

with a raffia place mat. :eek:

I can remember my very visually impaired grand father trying to butter one one tea time thought it was wholemeal bread. I couldn't stop laughing. Dad didn't half clip me ear! :rotfl:

harrowing_3

(In view of the general tone of conversation) define "butter one" :eek:

amistupid

harrowing wrote: »

so what type of willow was she?

Very bendy and liked the sound of leather of course.

harrowing_3

Most guilty I ever felt watching tv was a programme about Terets Syndrome....the spontaneous shouting out of abuse and vulgarities to passers-by (a bit like here actually)...should have been a sympathetic viewer but laughed all through it!

harrowing_3

amistupid wrote: »

Very bendy and liked the sound of leather of course.

And smooth bald heads.