Icesave Veterans Association

st

amistupid wrote: »

Has anyone noticed there has been a shortage of Brazil nuts this year?

and figs and dates which we always used to have at xmas many years ago when still living at home

amistupid

st wrote: »

amistupid wrote: »

I'm taking mine back, too small.


when I was invlived in latex dipping machines =condoms/surgical gloves had to have different size smaller formers for the far east and india as they have a much smaller profile;)

They had to introduce this "former" for us Lincolnshire lads.

:rotfl:

harrowing_3

amistupid wrote: »

Right foot trigger claw, right master eye........ not ideal really.

But look at the kills !!

harrowing_3

amistupid wrote: »

Has anyone noticed there has been a shortage of Brazil nuts this year?

Yep, but thanks ST for the tasty Brazil alternative!

harrowing_3

st wrote: »

this man has them all -looks like the Ronny bloke:eek:

I believe he's called Herbie: Fully loaded

amistupid

harrowing wrote: »

I believe he's called Herbie: Fully loaded

I was hoping, nay praying, that you would lift us from the sewer.

amistupid

Thank heavens the PC police aren't on duty, (Bank Holiday, double time, no chance)

harrowing_3

Ok, ami - here are a few sporting funnies from my xmas book

How can you tell your wife you're just popping out to play a match and then not come back for 5 days? [Soccer mgr Ralf Benitez struggling to come to terms with the concept of Test Cricket]

Ah! Isn't that nice - the wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew [Harry Carpenter]

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again [Erma Bombeck]

harrowing_3

Oh, and the best leg-pulling from an Aussie cricket spectator:
"Tufnell! Can I borrow your brain? I'm building an idiot."

amistupid

Ronaldinho's ball control is gob smacking, http://www.metacafe.com/watch/218377/ronaldinhos_top_10_tricks/