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a lady golfer was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls she was unhappy with the women's type that she had been using. After browsing for several minutes she was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who worked at the store. He asked if he could help her. Without thinking, she looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls.":D

amistupid

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A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth.
A young student nurse comes by to sponge his face and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
The charge nurse passes by and sees the man getting a little distraught, so she marches over to find out what's wrong.
"Nurse," he mumbles, "are my testicles black?"
Being an experienced nurse, she is undaunted. She whips back the bedclothes, pulls down his pjama trousers, moves his penis out of the way, has a good look, pulls up the pjamas, replaces the bedclothes, and announces, "Nothing is wrong with them!!!" At this the exasperated man pulls off his oxygen mask and asks again, "Are my test results back?" :rotfl: :rotfl:

What a pair of nuts :rotfl:

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amistupid wrote: »

Only joking st.
Looks a nice bird.
A Little Egret I thnk.

is a nice bird maybe but how to be on that beach right now

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amistupid wrote: »

What a pair of nuts :rotfl:

who you and I:rotfl:

amistupid

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a lady golfer was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls she was unhappy with the women's type that she had been using. After browsing for several minutes she was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who worked at the store. He asked if he could help her. Without thinking, she looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls.":D

Perhaps Suesie could use that one in her golf speech. There again.....:D

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amistupid wrote: »

What a pair of nuts :rotfl:

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amistupid wrote: »

Perhaps Suesie could use that one in her golf speech. There again.....:D

another one for suesies speec:eek:


[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Four guys who worked together always golfed as a group at 7 a.m. Sunday. But one of them got transferred, and they were talking about trying to fill out the foursome. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A woman standing near the tee said, "Hey, I like to golf, can I join the group?" [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]They were hesitant but said she could come once to try it. She said "Good, I'll be there at 6:30 or quarter to seven." [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]She showed up right at 6:30, and wound up setting a course record with a 7-under-par round. The guys went nuts and everyone in the clubhouse congratulated her. Meanwhile, she was fun and pleasant the entire round. The guys happily invited her back the next week and she said "Sure, I'll be here at 6:30 or quarter to 7." [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Again, she showed up at 6:30 Sunday morning. Only this time, she played left-handed, and matched her 7-under par score of the previous week. By now the guys were totally amazed, and they asked her to join the group for keeps. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]They had a beer after their round, and one of the guys asked her, "how do you know if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?" [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]She said "That's easy. Before I leave for the golf course, I pull the covers off my husband, who sleeps in the nude. If his member is pointing to the right, I golf right-handed; if it's pointed to the left, I golf left-handed." [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A guy asked "what if it's pointed straight up?" [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]She said "Then I'll be here at nine o'clock." :rotfl: [/FONT]

amistupid

Right time to cook dinner, liver and bacon , mashed spuds and petite pois.

Liver is absolutely full of iron the only trouble is it interacts with my "little blue pills". Every time I feel a bit fruity I spin around 'til I point North.

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amistupid wrote: »

Right time to cook dinner, liver and bacon , mashed spuds and petite pois.

Liver is absolutely full of iron the only trouble is it interacts with my "little blue pills". Every time I feel a bit fruity I spin around 'til I point to North.

try some horny goat weed i read that it has no side effects or better still plenty of fresh garlic livens one uo:eek:

me too salmon now cooking

amistupid

See yer later pal thanks for the crack.