Icesave Veterans Association

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A new student sat in a science classroom, totally stumped at a question on the final exam.

The question asked: "Give four advantages of breast milk."

What to write? He sighed, thinking he could not use personal experience. Suddenly, he smiled, remembering some things he has overheard his mother say. He wrote:

1. No need to boil.
2. Never goes sour.
3. Available whenever necessary.

He still needed a fourth answer. He tried to put himself in the place of a child, but that didn't work. Suddenly, he smiled again. He wrote as the final answer:

4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.

:rotfl:

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amistupid wrote: »

Not much air con in them. A fight to the death and you'd end up with 2 boiled eggs. As Edmund Blackadder would say "Well baste my steaming puddings!"

its not very nice having steaming puddings in the days when my mum used to buy me jockeys when I used to travel to the hotter climes they were well basted:eek:

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bet his puddings are kept cool:cool:

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looks like just the 2 of us

amistupid

st wrote: »

What man in his right mind would want his "jewels" kept in a leathery, wrinkled, sweaty bag for protection.
God had a wicked sense of humour. :rotfl:

amistupid

st wrote: »

looks like just the 2 of us

Is there some thing you want to tell me st............???!!!!

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amistupid wrote: »

Is there some thing you want to tell me st............???!!!!

was the only one i could find do not worry ami I am normal in all ways -well the oh says i am normal so all ok:j expect still can not figurw out this 69 job is not logical --is just a very nice

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amistupid wrote: »

What man in his right mind would want his "jewels" kept in a leathery, wrinkled, sweaty bag for protection.
God had a wicked sense of humour. :rotfl:

this man perhaps:D

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A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth.
A young student nurse comes by to sponge his face and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
The charge nurse passes by and sees the man getting a little distraught, so she marches over to find out what's wrong.
"Nurse," he mumbles, "are my testicles black?"
Being an experienced nurse, she is undaunted. She whips back the bedclothes, pulls down his pjama trousers, moves his penis out of the way, has a good look, pulls up the pjamas, replaces the bedclothes, and announces, "Nothing is wrong with them!!!" At this the exasperated man pulls off his oxygen mask and asks again, "Are my test results back?" :rotfl: :rotfl:

amistupid

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Only joking st.
Looks a nice bird.
A Little Egret I thnk.